Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 14, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Go ahead and gloat, Dakota. Get it over with. Dakota: Thanks a lot, dork. You screwed everything up. Phoebe: Huh? Dakota: You were sick, so I had to play your part, even though I spent all week rehearsing my part. You ruined my star turn! Phoebe: I'm really sorry! Dakota: How the frack did you ever out-act me?
luducks over 11 years ago
Even when sick, Phoebe’s POWERS OF DESTRUCTION are fully armed and operational!
Neo Stryder over 11 years ago
I don’t get it, how Phoebe ruined Dakota’s turn from her home?
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Oh yes Dakota Phoebe is an evil Genius. She got sick, faked being healthy,got busted, complained about you behind your back all just to give you the lead roll that you wanted but didn’t study for just to ruin your life. Some one give her a fluffy white lap cat, a revolving chair, a wall sized map of the world a shaved head and a small beard and tie Dakota to a slab with a unicorn beam of doom about to cut her in half because this whole set up was clearly Phees evil master plan. No I don’t expect you to Tweet Miss Reed I expect you to…Well not die I like your character but its he quote…I expect you to die!
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Sorry for any duble posts internets acting up.
StrangerCoug over 11 years ago
No you’re not, Phoebe.
Xodiac over 11 years ago
Is it just me, or does Phoebe look insincere?
Weapon Brown over 11 years ago
“How the frack did YOU ever out-act me?”
How does sugar make a better caramel than vinegar, m’dear?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Wow! I thought Dakota would be bragging on Phoebe.
rexvivat over 11 years ago
Called it.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s “felGercarb”, properly, although the “felDercarb” variant goes all the way back to the original series.
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin over 1 year ago
The loose tooth in Phoebe’s huge smile improves it beyond all telling.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Nice to see the author kept it clean. She used “frack” instead of… well… the OTHER f word. :)