Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 12, 2013

SNERK!!

Now that’s impulse shopping.

Scratch Scratch ScratchScratch Scratch ScratchScratch ScratchScratchThereIt is doneNow gaze upon your sofa legAnd see an exact replicaof Rodin’s The ThinkerI mean, if you look at itfrom just the right angleAnyway, on to my next masterpiece -Turning your curtains into confettiReally, I should havemy own gallery show

From the book “I Could Pee On This and Other Poems by Cats” by Francesco Marciuliano

He deserves some credit for learning about web searching…after all, he had to start from scratch.

… thus showing the evolution from the scratch pad to the iPad.

I wonder if that made the same sound as a nail on a chalkboard?

So that’s where the cat on Overboard got his name.

Unfortuantely, the warrantee has a no claws clause.

Guess he was in a fever . . . ☻

It’s a scratchpad.

All that turned up were photos of Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala.

“Bob Cat’s Revenge” by Claude Balls.

Man it took me way to long to figure out that wasn’t an etch-a-sketch

hahahahahah!