FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 04, 2013
June 03, 2013
June 05, 2013
Transcript:
Peter: I think what you're doing to Dad is cruel. Andy: Asking him to go one morning without coffee? Peter: Asking him to go one morning without coffee in this house. Andy: Why would he be any better off someplace else? Roger: Son, you're (crunch) sure this is (crunch) cereal I'm eating? Jason: Absolutely, more milk?
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
mmm… elbow macaroni and vinegar :P (for crying out loud, Andy, give your husband back his coffee!!!)
solarrhino over 11 years ago
Um… the problem is, you didn’t ask.
mdcdjg2008 over 11 years ago
The problem is it wasn’t Andy’s decision to make
randymi over 11 years ago
Why Roger was stupid enough to marry a woman like in the first place is one of history’s most enduring mysteries.
Destiny23 over 11 years ago
Whatever Jason is feeding him is better than anything she has ever “cooked”!
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
if he goes without coffee, she goes without makeup
brcarthey over 11 years ago
at least jason was kind enough to not use pet food. although, what’s left of roger’s hair would’ve become more shiny.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
or, if he goes without coffee, she don’t shave.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
You just HAD to ask, didn’t you, Andy. Jason leave your dad alone right now!
eb110americana over 11 years ago
“I think this [GULP] milk has gone sour. And these Grape Nuts seem a little softer than normal. [CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!]”
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
My wife is more than welcome to make decisions for me, she even tells me by which ones I have to abide. Coffee is a hands-off subject though. She knows I will find ways to get my daily vitamin C*.
*C for Coffee or Caffeine. take your pick.
Lil Twiggy Premium Member about 2 years ago
I dont get it