FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 27, 2013
June 26, 2013
June 28, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: I can eat this dinner in six bites. Peter: I can eat this dinner in five bites. Jason: Four bites. Peter: Three bites. Jason: Two bites. Peter: One bite. Jason: Eat that dinner. Paige: I've noticed you always start with an even number. Peter: Mgplrphx! Andy: Peter, must we go through this every night?!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
The way you would eat your dinner in zero bites is if it were in liquid form.
paha_siga over 11 years ago
See, Paige not only knows what is an even number, but has guessed Jason’s strategy sooner than Peter.
Zanere over 11 years ago
don’t think Peter cares :)
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Topper approves, licks up leftovers…
Josh Rebich over 11 years ago
This is just like Bid-A-Note from Name That Tune, only you don’t have name the tune you have to eat the meal.
Manitobaman over 11 years ago
This one cracked me up. I remember another one from years ago where they were doing stuff to each others food but can’t remember the details. Something to do with salt…and other stuff….trying again to out do each other….would love to see that strip again..was really funny.
awcoffman over 11 years ago
@Manitobaman I think one of them put salt in the other’s milk and then they started switching glasses back and forth. When it was all over, Paige wound up with the salt.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Jason has WAY too much time on his hands to come up with ways to torture his siblings.
fixer1967 over 11 years ago
Peter is too dumb to realize the game is over at “two bits”
rgcviper over 11 years ago
Can I use a lifeline? Whoops—wrong game show.
Great gag, though. Made me laugh.
K M over 11 years ago
Hey, Peter can always fall out at two bites and watch Jason gag.
eheroking over 11 years ago
sounds just like me and my little bro.