Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2013

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    The Moe Howard philosophy, eh?

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    jreckard  over 11 years ago

    It’s more blessed to give than receive.

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    Can't Sleep  over 11 years ago

    Let’s set him up inside the Capitol building, and let him slap his way through Congress (though he may develop headslap elbow).

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    Dtroutma  over 11 years ago

    Gibbs retired?

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    I have the franchise in the Philippines.

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    wrwallaceii  over 11 years ago

    No, no free. congress can’t tax free. You must charge. Charge enough and they will pay for it. After all if someone is stupid enough that they deserve a slap up side the head they are stupid enough to pay for it and think they got a heck of a deal. just put a little spin on the whole thing.

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    But who will spit on your shoes?

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    If Bert were a bachelor, I’d be tempted to quote the old maxim: Charity begins at home.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I could use one of those sometimes.

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    tripwire45  over 11 years ago

    The world needs more people like him.

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    WBBear  over 11 years ago

    Today, We’re running a 2 for 1 sale!

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    RobinHood2013  over 11 years ago

    People will pay for what they want, but not what they need. Of course, with THIS, you’re not paying for anything.

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    alan.gurka  over 11 years ago

    Sounds like the Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes) philosophy.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    well, how long will be wait for …. whatever?

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    if he give slap up side head he have second AO

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    My grandfather used to clip me across the ear and say " That’s fer nothin’. Wait’ll ye do somethin" ! "

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    That is referred to as ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTHank Williams Jr. 1984“Used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom”“It was an attitude adjustment, I guess it was his first time”

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    unca jim  over 11 years ago

    At least this guy’s got a corner on the market.

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    KatetheGreatComics  over 11 years ago

    Not to criticize an awesome strip, but I think I’d like to see the old lady’s dialogue as a stand-alone narrator box. Or maybe just a caption at the bottom of the strip.

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    Jeff0811  over 11 years ago

    Anyone dumb enough to fall for that should demand a refund.

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    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    I read about some kids that really could use that service. May I send them over?

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    dr_dolittle_rwc  over 11 years ago

    More people need a ‘slap upside the head’!!!!!

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