Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 31, 2013

But how is Gil going to get the grocery store owner to come to the gym to settle this?

if Gil were told to shoot a fish in a barrel, and the barrel was a one gallon jug, with no water, and a ten pound catfish, and he was given a shotgun and allowed to stand directly over the fish, he would still find a way to make it more complicated than necessary.

Whoa, Darby loves Cheezy Poofs just like Eric Cartman.

But evil people cannot see the trap they set for themselves. This is what happens to those who are greedy. Whatever they get destroys them. Proverbs 1:18-20 ERV

I love Cheezy Poofs, you love Cheezy Poofs. If we didn’t eat Cheezy Poofs we’d be lame!

A lot of strange comments today on a strange story line.

Gil Thorp. Keeping it weird since, oh…2010.

Darn, I was hoping Darby would have a Slim Chance poster on her bedroom wall. Slim should have hit the big time by now.

Can someone please explain to me how Knox thinks he won? Hung jury to the defendant, isn’t it? It’s not a tie…you lost, right?

Gents, there is just something that is genuinely offensive, to me, about this Knox character. In all my years of Gildom, I can’t recall anyone, bar none, who has been this obnoxious. Why can’t someone just kick his ass and shut him up? On to Milford CC, for chrissake!

I see the author has no idea how to draw a female shape, or he’s a cubist.

The female in question gave birth to Jaxon.

I need your help in a paternity suit….

P-2, who’s the blonde in the window checking out Darby’s toes?

Knox is a shining example of why someone came up with the jokes about “100,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean” and “skid marks in front of the skunk”.

I’m wondering if he’s going to suggest that she sue the grocery store for her injury. After all, if they hadn’t placed a display that low that would attract a kid, Jaxon would never have knockedit down and she wouldn’t have fallen. We had an incident similar to that at Target about 19 years ago. The whole family was shopping and dad was supposed to keep an eye on our 2 year old son. Dad didn’t, let him run in the store. I happened to turn around to spot the kid racing towards me, so I stopped the cart. Unfortunately, the floor was slick and he slid right into the cart. Next thing we knew, employees were coming out of the woodwork. They took us to the manager’s office, gave him an ice pack and asked what happened. They filled out a report, suggested we have him checked out and they covered the emergency room bills. It wasn’t the store’s fault, but they took care of us.

Knox is such an a$$hole.