Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 29, 2013

That’ll stop the Huns (not).

wouldn’t be cranky if she’d quit being “koi”

I thought they were going to fill it with lawyers.

I thought the King killed all the sharks last night…

Got some rice & soy sauce?

Direct steal from Austin Powers.

This is right out of Get Smart:

Siegfried has Maxwell Smart captured on his yacht in the harbor. Before he kills Max, Siegfried asks him if he has anything to say.

SMART: as a matter of fact, yes I do. This boat is surrounded by the entire Seventh Fleet. Would you believe it? The Seventh Fleet!

SIEGFRIED: I find that hard to believe.

SMART: Er… Would you believe the Sixth Fleet?

SIEGFRIED: No.

SMART: How about a school of angry fish?

Sounds like a line from Maxwell Smart. Would you believe……………?

Maybe he’ll splash them to death.

I would have used “constraints”, but I’m old.

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!