Don’t get me going on Wiley’s bears…..Everybody knows Wiley’s bears are the best and the smartest in the business…Man, I got to live to see a Sunday Non Sequitur about bears…..Livin’ the dream….
RE: Night_Guant49’s posting… They would become extinct really really fast. It will be left to us to destroy ourselves leaving the smaller simpler creature to start over.
Met many a bear as smart as Wiley’s, and many a lot smarter than people I’ve known. Case in point: ice chest with two padlocks. Bear walks up, pops both ends of chest with his paws, chest opens. Bear eats contents, flips lid closed. We walk up to check chest, both locks still in place, hinges not broken, no damage to chest!
Spend over a decade around bears every day, and you learn a lot of respect for them, and as long as you have respect, there’s no real need to fear them.
I read a great story several years ago about a bear that raided picnics for beer – but only one brand, Ranier Beer. He was found passed out after drinking about three dozen cans, and ‘relocated’ away from the camp sites.
I thought that “After Earth” was about an altered ecosystem that attacked humans, but I guess that would make more sense than what actually happens. Stupid movie.
@Omnius, Your act is old and getting older by the day. As to the subject at hand, The only way i’d bite is if it’s a properly served beer. One that is served at cellar temperature and in a clean, non chilled glass. None of this vortex bottle, turns blue when cold, garbage. REAL BEER, served the way it’s meant to be served.
Darwinism at its best. Let the bears eat the people dumb enough to fall for this tactic. Or financially ruin idiots who can’t see they’re getting the same product but at a higher price (the bear did call it “re-branding”).
i’m not a rocket scientist but i think the answer is the same as it is now. i don’t think the absence of humans would alter the mass enough in the universal scheme of things to cause any problems. there is that butterfly flapping it’s wings though …
Varnes over 11 years ago
Don’t get me going on Wiley’s bears…..Everybody knows Wiley’s bears are the best and the smartest in the business…Man, I got to live to see a Sunday Non Sequitur about bears…..Livin’ the dream….
Varnes over 11 years ago
Although they are all classic Wiley, the first red lined panel is the one that puts it over the top, if you ask me…genius man……
Ida No over 11 years ago
The right to arm beers!
chireef over 11 years ago
interesting concept N-G … lets think… the biggest meat eater right now are the humans …. any one for some Soylent Green … anyone… its cheap…
Trilobyte Premium Member over 11 years ago
RE: Night_Guant49’s posting… They would become extinct really really fast. It will be left to us to destroy ourselves leaving the smaller simpler creature to start over.
Dtroutma over 11 years ago
Met many a bear as smart as Wiley’s, and many a lot smarter than people I’ve known. Case in point: ice chest with two padlocks. Bear walks up, pops both ends of chest with his paws, chest opens. Bear eats contents, flips lid closed. We walk up to check chest, both locks still in place, hinges not broken, no damage to chest!
Spend over a decade around bears every day, and you learn a lot of respect for them, and as long as you have respect, there’s no real need to fear them.
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
I read a great story several years ago about a bear that raided picnics for beer – but only one brand, Ranier Beer. He was found passed out after drinking about three dozen cans, and ‘relocated’ away from the camp sites.
unnormal over 11 years ago
You think that ‘Bear’ may have been a Russian?
Justice22 over 11 years ago
We need those bears in my neck of the woods.
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
I thought that “After Earth” was about an altered ecosystem that attacked humans, but I guess that would make more sense than what actually happens. Stupid movie.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
isn’t beer country, ireland or germany or milwaukee?
Norton99 over 11 years ago
It’s been done. It was called “Wolven”.
rudypoogamer over 11 years ago
We can’t stop here, this is bear country!
DGWillie over 11 years ago
I’m not sure we need any smarter bears. Making humans about 1.5% dumber ought to do it…
gfredrickson85 over 11 years ago
Do they have Hamms beer?
ishannon5289 over 11 years ago
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to comment on that side of the cartoon
dabugger over 11 years ago
making mockery…..
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
@Omnius, Your act is old and getting older by the day. As to the subject at hand, The only way i’d bite is if it’s a properly served beer. One that is served at cellar temperature and in a clean, non chilled glass. None of this vortex bottle, turns blue when cold, garbage. REAL BEER, served the way it’s meant to be served.
Ernest Lemmingway over 11 years ago
Darwinism at its best. Let the bears eat the people dumb enough to fall for this tactic. Or financially ruin idiots who can’t see they’re getting the same product but at a higher price (the bear did call it “re-branding”).
joe vignone over 11 years ago
Something the Republicants need to do to attract more suckers…er…voters.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 11 years ago
indieme, most excellent dude.
neeeurothrush over 11 years ago
i’m not a rocket scientist but i think the answer is the same as it is now. i don’t think the absence of humans would alter the mass enough in the universal scheme of things to cause any problems. there is that butterfly flapping it’s wings though …
lin4869 over 11 years ago
Good point!
lin4869 over 11 years ago
Wiley, you have an amazing gift for giving personality to your well-drawn characters. Love it!
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
Thank God I gave up drinking (except coffee) over 20 years ago…..or I’d have to say “I’ll drink to that!” Dang! old habits are hard to break!
hippogriff over 11 years ago
SaskSledDog: After British, US, South African, and Indian forces failed, Poles finally captured Monte Casino.