Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 07, 2013

you can tell what she had for lunch

Ever wonder how long it take them to get into those skin tight jeans ?

Are those her buttocks or two fox terriers wrestling?

The tighter the jeans the lifemore Shoe wants to get in them.

Hey, she’s a bird. She doesn’t drive, she flies. So why would she need a driver’s license? She doesn’t look much like a bird… but then, neither does Shoe.

Yep, them jeans is so tight, When she pharts, she blows her shoes off.

when it is put on display, it is ok to look.

If they were any tighter, they’d be under her skin.

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YETHSIR ! Methinks ol’ Gary had a brain fart when he added “arms” to her ’stead of wings ???

What I want to know is why they never ask “Do these jeans make my but look big?” Because they always make them look bigger?

If those things ever explode…the “shrapnel” could be dangerous.