Pickles by Brian Crane for June 07, 2013

Earl is on her top ten list of things that bug her I bet.

Looks like he owns 2 out of 3 so far in her list “of one thing!”

In Japan, it’s considered good form to slurp your noodles.

Three strikes and your out, Earl !

If she has to keep it to just 1 it’s gonna be you Earl!

As long as the flies aren’t in her soup…that’s the Fusco Brothers’ department.

Opal, the world is not your problem. You are your problem. I think if you could examine the situation objectively, you’d discover you can’t stand yourself.

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Do you realize that Earl just broke the fourth wall.

In the end you won’t be able to list that one thing on a roll of toilet paper because that one thing will have expanded into thousands and thousands.

My mother wasn’t feeling good, and we were worried. She was unusually subdued. After a few days my brother visited her and came back with the good news: “She’s complaining again — she’s okay.” BTW, he said a different word than “complaining.”

she’s obviously a switch-hitter, so if Earl isn’t careful he’ll be blasted into the left field bleachers on the next pitch

careful earl, more strikes may involve that dreaded wooden spoon!

She’s having one of those days. Bring her some flowers and stay out of her way.

Maybe he’s just mumbling in the direction of the fourth wall!

I can’t stand people who kill flies with their bare hands at the dinner table.

“And people who whisper to the readers.”

Three times a nag… Haha.Though I agree with her in Panel 1, 2 and SOMETIMES Panel 3.xxx

This lets me know that menopause is never over. Heh heh.

Jen: Might be. My wife is still on her first hot flash for 30 years and I am freezing with the air conditioner on.

In honor of the recently passed actress Jean Stapleton“Opal….stifle yourself ! "

Women may have many faults, but men have only two. Everything they say, and everything they do.

your secret is ok with me earl

rekam: I have, but in Texas June, with the air conditioner running, it is a stupid way to live. She won’t take anything off.

Really the one thing Opal hates is everything.