Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 04, 2013

Knox’s hand symbolically shows his grasping nature.

Apparently he moves his hands around a lot when he talks, hence their appearance in so many of the frames. They’re trying too hard for the hand in the forefront effect. In P3 it almost looks like he’s giving Darby a backhand

C’mon, Darby. How can you let Knox feed you the “attractive nuisance” line without pouncing on it? “And you, Knox, are an UNattractive nuisance.” Say it! Say it!

So much for humiliating him in ways that become legendary.

So, does anyone know if the baseball team has had a practice or a game in the last week?

That hand pose in P3 makes an appearance about once a week!

It’s been raining a lot.

Direct from The Coffee Clatch. As Hard Knox tickles Darby’s cheek with his humongous index finger, she remarks, “Easy Knox, I’m not that good, and neither are you.”

Okay, time for a quick wrap on the baseball season so Gil can get to the links for a round and a short summer storyline, and Mimi can get to the pool for her annual two-piece appearance.

None of this would have happened if Darby had used one of those kid leashes on Jaxon.

This jackwad Knox annoys me so much, I can’t even be the smart ass I want to be. End this and get out to the drama of the Member-guest tourney at Milford CC!

How about the words “unlicensed practice of law” ? This could keep Hard Knox from even getting into law school, assuming he’s still alive after Jarboe and company work him over.

Just shows a “little bit of learning can be a dangerous thing”.

Boy, some Hazelnut Chocolate coffee would sure go well in my “Gil” mug.

WDIG radio is reporting a shark tank is heading Milford way.

Last season she was good enough to save the team. This season she’s not even good enough for a juco ride. Meanwhile, Glory’s alma mater, Elon, is doing quite well, doubtless inspired by her see-through pants.

Does Milford still have a baseball team?

grshprnh, My brother knocked over a clothing rack with a kid lease attached. My mom was browsing through the clothes with my brother (2) on a kid leash and he walked right under the rack and somehow managed to knock it over on top of himself. As for keeping the kid in the child seat on the shopping cart, my mom was babysitting a kid that from the child seat in the shopping cart reached out and grabbed a display shelf my mom was passing and nearly turned the cart over with both him and my baby sister in the cart. My mom nearly hurt herself trying to catch the cart. Kids do unexpected things and you can’t always blame the parent or the business it happened at. This sueing people for either your own stupidity or of accidents that cant be blamed directly on the person you are sueing over it is stupid.

Ellisburkes has the comment of the day with the Ryan Leaf/Jamarcus Russell reference!

To MiffedMax; since you mentioned Elon and it is in NC can you believe what UNC’s baseball team has been doing in these extra inning games. That is too unbelievable even for a Gil Thorpe comic much less real life.

Try the magic words: “Out of court arbitration” and “Large cash settlement”

How about Darby backhanding Knox with her cast?