Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 05, 2013

Einstein sends his regards, Bucky…

Invent your own games, think your own thoughts, start your own lifelong traditions….I’ve got lots of traditions I’ve invented myself over the years….More to come as I see fit….

And I’m told that Einstein was an OK patent clerk, but not great….Maybe his mind wandered a bit?

bucky said nothing about pachyderms so his points are irrelephant

And you’ll never graduate high school, either.

Especially since he is dead.

Now, hold up just a minute. We don’t KNOW that there’s no tuna snax on Jupiter. I mean, sure, the current theories all say it’s a roiling ball of gases under unimaginable pressure, constantly churned by forces we can only begin to imagine … but does that absolutely rule out the presence of tuns snax?

Teach the controversy, I say.

I just beat myself at Angry Birds. YEA! Am I good or what?

It sounds like Bucky is up to pulling another one of his scams over on Satchel!

Where’s Pinkish been lately?

I can handle leaps of logic, but Satch and I need Bucky to slow down with these revelations.

And I am currently more handsome than James Dean, Rock Hudson and Montgomery Clift all put together! Wow! Who knew?

True genius: Isaac Newton invented the cat flap, liberating an entire species and allowing humans to sleep in.

AllYesGlass

All.Yes.Glass.

So now we know that Bucky doesn’t believe in life after death. He probably believes in no power higher than himself.

Shakespeare & Einstein are currently either unwilling or unable to demonstrate whether their knowledge of tuna snax on Jupiter was obtained via iPad.

Testacles deviance to Fudds law: If you push something hard enough it will fall over.

Using Buck’s logic, I’m a better guitar player than Hendrix, a better pilot than Jimmy Doolittle, a better lover than Valentino, and richer than Elvis. Whoo!

Bucky, you know I love you, even though you pull all those dirty little tricks on my sweet Satchel, BUT smarter than Einstein? Have you been into the catnip again, Little Dude?

@Lynnskay-

Right, I think that is part of the joke that Bucky, once again, does not know anything about pop culture; he has no clue who Einstein is and therefore, does not know he is dead!

Like LEGOs go to bricklink and buy from the store Swift Brix!

Even dead, I still think Einstein is smarter than Bucky.