Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 05, 2013
June 04, 2013
June 06, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: Good lord, are yo still playing that lego game you invented? Satchel: Not just playing, I set the high score! Bucky: High...? You invented it! Yesterday! What a useless ...wait... Bucky: Along those lines, did you know there's more tuna snax in this one bag than there are on the entire planet of jupiter? And Satchel, I bet you know more about iPads than shakespeare right now. Satchel: Whoa. Bucky: And I ought to know, I am currently smarter than Einstein is.
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Now, hold up just a minute. We don’t KNOW that there’s no tuna snax on Jupiter. I mean, sure, the current theories all say it’s a roiling ball of gases under unimaginable pressure, constantly churned by forces we can only begin to imagine … but does that absolutely rule out the presence of tuns snax?
Teach the controversy, I say.