Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 05, 2013

Yeah, that’d make me flush with excitement.

Knowledge is a wonderful thing….Hey, he should be happy, his idea went down the Executive toilet!…Kinda like a Royal Flush…

It really sucks when you finally find out what upper management really thinks of you. I was always wary of the ones who would come around with the smile that didn’t fit the rest of their body language.

He’s feelin’ wiped out.

Bringing a bit of joy to a poor, wretched, executive’s life.

The whitewash room? Anyway, what do they charge to wash an executive theses days? I bet it’s gettin’ kinda pricey…..

.BTW, the sign doesn’t say “We value you…”.

Too true to be funny, almost. It burns…

A valuable what?! You know what happens when you assume something…?

The suggestion for a labor day picnic at walmart.

I bet that company gave out “Who Moved My Cheese” for Christmas bonuses.

This reminds me of that one awesome Farside joke where the devils are laughing at the contents of the suggestion box “down below”…

Shame on us, we used to say that of a certain vice president’s secretary.

Those of us who can change jobs as easily as changing our clothes wonder why people stay in jobs like yours.

Who’s your boss? Your wife?

How the obama administration treats the American people.

I have an old deactivated grenade that is made into “For Complaints Take a number and wait” Strange thing it still says “1”

Funny, this is exactly the response I got from a recent email to my Democrat Congressdroid.

I recently found out my true value at work: 20 years with the organization, applied for a position where I was very qualified for and probably the most qualified and technically competent candidate, only to lose to another candidate outside of our department with less experience—and just before a downsizing reorganization where my position was done away with.

The job is never finished until the paperwork is done.

This is pretty much how every DoD employee feels after getting their furlough letters over the past couple weeks.

your input? consider yourself the fiber in the organization’s diet me boy.

what’s the key word in asset?