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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 26, 2013
May 25, 2013
May 27, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Ducks are stupid. They're swimming around a MAGIC UNICORN RAINBOW. But all they're interested in is this stale bread. Ducks have no sense of wonder. Marigold: I confess, I could enjoy being gazed at in awe by ducks. Phoebe: It's good to have dreams.
So far she has used a rainbow for a bridge and a dock. She can cast a rainbow just about anywhere and walk on it. She can teleport, dimensional gate, levitate, magic text, pass unnoticed or hold people spellbound.
I’m surprised Marigold wouldn’t know that the best thing to feed ducks is corn – it floats, and bread, though usually innocuous, can sometimes do them harm – throwing it in the water can lead to diseases and malnutrition. But corn is very healthy for them!
strangeanimal almost 12 years ago
Must be nice having a unicorn around if only for that one trick :)
scyphi26 almost 12 years ago
Hey, even a duck has to have priorities. Who knows how long those bread crumbs will last? Some of those other ducks might get it first!
luducks almost 12 years ago
STALE BREAD aw yisss. It takes a lot to impress a duck!
Hag5000 almost 12 years ago
Don’t bash ducks Phoebe. I guess Marigold is safe there, the ducks swimming around would break up any reflection and keep her from getting stuck.
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
The shield of boringness must become the shield of total indifference when its around hungry ducks and bread crumbs.
Neo Stryder almost 12 years ago
I Supose Phoebe, or Dana, forget about the shield in some moments.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I wonder if fishing from that dock would improve my luck…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Just about anything she wants.As long as its cute…
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
So far she has used a rainbow for a bridge and a dock. She can cast a rainbow just about anywhere and walk on it. She can teleport, dimensional gate, levitate, magic text, pass unnoticed or hold people spellbound.
ThomasKDye almost 12 years ago
Hey, you’re SITTING on a rainbow and all you can think of to do is feed the ducks.
tgrfemme almost 12 years ago
I’m surprised Marigold wouldn’t know that the best thing to feed ducks is corn – it floats, and bread, though usually innocuous, can sometimes do them harm – throwing it in the water can lead to diseases and malnutrition. But corn is very healthy for them!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Nice rainbow deck girls.
maitlandvt 5 months ago
Somehow, this ep is how my brain stores San Jose (but with cats and geese lurking around)
Are2Dee2 24 days ago
It’s not good to feed ducks bread products.