Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 27, 2013

Attaboy, er, horse, Horace!

I see the gas tank as totally empty.

Only 5 miles left to go…. that’s not bad!—And there’s no “reins” in sight… “neigh”, nary a drop of “rein"!!

And of course, he drives a “Mustang”! —Ironic that now, his mode of transportation can only equal one horsepower….

Let’s see how positive he feels when he returns and finds his car up on blocks and burned to a crisp….! ? ! ?

If he’s a Pinto, better hope no one hits him from behind.

Well, his car was a shade of BURNT ORANGE…. .HOOK ’UM HORNS!

What’s the positive thought about forgetting your gas can?

c’mon horrace, use that horsepower!

Forgot to say that the gas tank was “positively” empty, without a doubt!

Here’s another positive thought, Horace: You’re half sane!