Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 12, 2013

Knox, when she calls you by your last name, it means she doesn’t like you. But no one who reads this strip likes you, either.

At least we know where Moon gets his sippy cups from now, before he fills them with hooch.

You’d think Knox’s rich lawyer father could afford an orthodontist to fix his prominent underbite. Though it does divert attention from his big bulbous nose and his vampire eyes.

Now it looks like Knox is going to do something really stupid, like maybe approaching the supermarket to try to get a settlement for Darby.

Nice move Knox. Girls always are looking for a guy to say “you’re crazy”. Just because she’s too classy to call him names, he thinks he still has a chance.

And one more thing lawyer boy—when your lack of ethics don’t fit, maybe you should quit.

Knox, she sees already — THAT’s WHY she doesn’t trust you!

In the June 1st strip, she had no cast on her hand BUT, now 11 days later she has one on. What kind of devious medicine is being practiced in Milford where doctors place casts on their patients 2 weeks after a bone break?

Hard Knox, you HS DB. Stick to baseball. You have no chance with a girl who has a talking cast and a pencil thin moustache.

Reader Translation: The Knox storyline has run its course. Time for the summer golf story.

@TheBillyGoat- it isn’t beyond reason that they waited to cast a broken wrist. If the swelling is bad, one might use an mobilizer first, and cast after the swelling goes down.

“Immobilizer” stupid autocorrect

There’s something wrong with his universal translator.

You’re right, cast, the money is not yours, it’s Darby’s

Knox is already proving he’s a failure by wanting to go after the grocery store and forgetting to sue the vitamin company, the company that transports the vitamins, their respective advertising agencies and the individual who stacked the bottles. Darby can spot a Loser with a capital L.

He’s reserving a suite in Darcy’s name? Wow, he is really expecting their date to go well.

That cast has sure lengthened her arm. She must have an 8 foot wingspan.

Anyone rember what this silly storyline is supposed to be about ? It’s June and this has gotten to be just unbearable.

Where can you find such mature, level headed young women these days?