Herman by Jim Unger for June 29, 2013

15 million of ’em

He’d make a good politician.

“Well, you see, your Honor, I realized they had more money than they knew what to do with and I further realized I KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH IT so naturally……”

…and he still has so much more… if anything, he should be on trial, not me…..

This is the Defendant, Paul… he’s accused of robbing Peter…

This one reminds me of a Futurama episode where Bender got caught trying to steal something. Bender: “But guys, I can explain: It was very valuable!” :-P

Now, if it was $150 you’d be in real trouble.

Sounds just like Wall Street to me. Except he didn’t steal nearly enough.

Like Willie Sutton said when he was asked why he robbed banks: " Cause that’s where the money is ! ".

Hey, it’s not like he did anything serious…like take some chalk and write nasty graffiti ABOUT a crooked banker on the sidewalk. ( Google San Diego’, ‘Judge’, ‘Graffiti’, and ‘Sidewalk’ )

can’t argue with that either.sometimes it’s even hard to do YOUR business in that state.enter antibiotics