Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 30, 2013

I’m sure Max is a deviant waiting to happen. Be careful… he might turn in his quiz on the wrong end of the teacher’s desk! Or fill in his answers in pen instead of pencil!

I’m suddenly having flashbacks to a 60’s college production of Feiffer’s “Crawling Arnold”. And to Reggie Perrin’s monologue on the subject of the futility of the pursuit of pure uselessness. And the mathematical proof that there are no uninteresting numbers. And…I’d better stop now.

Bored kid=trouble. Trouble = child bored (with a unicorn) = child (unworthy of childhood).

Id isn’t. Needs more ego.

Use that invisibility coupon and gremlin his computer.

Take the challenge…corrupt Max.

Pheebs you want to get in trouble, hook up With Dakota. Hooking up with Max and the worst you’ll do is down load some music, use copy written material, spam a forum, troll a noob, or ruin some one’s fun on WoW or Halo. One the other hand maybe Max is looking for an excuse to camp a spawn point? That fiendish devil! He’s going to start a role play with bad grammar! Stop him before he goes to 4chan and insults long cat!

This is tied for my favorite strip!

I think what Phoebe really wants is to get into “mischief”. It’s not “trouble” until you get caught.

‘S okay, we’d never give Heavenly Nostrils a frowny face!

H.N. belongs in the newspapers.Dana deserves a larger audience.

The nerds I hung out with would pass the time playing fantasy role playing games. I wonder how that would go with a magic unicorn?

You’ve already tried putting on Max’s glasses before! What was it like putting them on?

Dana, I don’t care what date things are uploaded on.

This strip ROCKS. It will be nice for it to be in the papers – I hope that means $$ for you!

Orion