Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 28, 2013

WUD?? No wonder the Subwich girl is saying “!”, which, by the way, is her first utterance since before Tuesday’s great onion debacle.

Reminds me of Mr. Myogi from the Karate Kid.

The Subwich girl got nervous, stuck her hands in her armpits and is now smelling them, like Mary Katherine Gallagher on SNL – “Superstar!”

SUBWICH GIRL Who ordered one scrambled thug and one over easy? Oh, no! I forgot to put in the order for hash browns! WG1130, ya got it half right yesterday.

Gil could take a few lessons from this guy on how to take action rather than sitting on the sidelines.

It’s Baron von Raschke. Next comes the CLAW submission hold.

He touched him…

Whoo hoo – way to go elderly Hawaiian shirt guy! (We need a nickname for this dude.) The most action we’ve seen since that guy slipped on the ice last year. Now I’m sure they won’t continue that story, but this could lead to more lawsuit action.

….looks like 1930’s strongman Joe “The Mighty Atom” Greenstein….

SOCK! BIFF! OOOF! Gramps is a pumped up Captain Merrill Stubing.

This strip gets curiouser and curiouser.

Way to go, Grandpa – show those punks who rules!

Terry Bradshaw is running a diner and knows ju-jitsu?

Holy “Pop” pops punks, Batman

Gangsta Baby! The worst thing are disrespectful teens. Way to kick some butt.

Love it, Go Gramps !!!

Actually, this guy owns a gas station and is taking out some frustrations because he was just served papers for some incident last winter when a guy slipped on some ice.

Don’t mess with us old people!

Next up, the media will show this guy being arrested for harming these young street kids. However, the news will only show pictures of these kids when they were in second grade.

If that is George the Animal Steele, they better give him his turnbuckle sandwich for free.

And here comes Knox Foley with a lawsuit against Grampaw for assault and battery!

Unfortunately in the real world Hawaiian shirt guy would be headed for the slammer.

P3 – So was it a punch or the “People’s Elbow” that Bradshaw threw?

Lucky punks. If Milford was in Florida, Terry could have used the 9mm solution on them.

As impressive as our new hero Gramps is with the body slam and forearm smash, I bet these yutes are under 18. Subwich girl is a key witness. Valor is not dead, Gramps served up some Shake and Bake!

Don’t get Crankshaft angry.

You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P2 looks more like as body slam

Terry Bradshaw with the forearm shiver. He swung by to pick up Michael “Picket Fence” Strahan who was doing a commercial for Subwich since Subway dropped him and Terry ended up flooring Mike’s oldest gap tooth boy from his affair with Tanya “Ashtray” Harding.

Ha, predicted it to the busted nut.

Chuck Norris would run from gramps.

Nah! Entire armies run from Chuck Norris!!

Today was the first enjoyable strip in a long while. I hope the old guy doesn’t get arrested or the punks attack at night or something