Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 19, 2013

Worst…sex…ever..

I bet it was still better than a sharp stick in the eye.

how can they have bad sex? timing? position?

Worst sex is still better than no sex.

But you said you were a virgin.

I bet you never made it with a woman with a bow tie before.

Those were the days when safe sex was a padded headboard.

Worst sex ever = still pretty good

Really, Worst sex ever???….doesn’t change that I still nailed you.

Sex is like business; even when it’s not so good, it’s still pretty good.

People who say there cannot be bad sex have never been a woman.