Pickles by Brian Crane for June 28, 2013

I’m gonna ask about Jimmy Hoffa.

He doesn’t need to ask, because everyone knows the answer is 42!

I think Earl’s socks are in MythTickle.

Everything he needs to know about The Meaning of Life is in the Monty Python movie. (S—-! It’s Mr. Creosote!)

Socks would be the last thing on my mind.

They answered that question in the TV show “Eerie, Indiana.”

The meaning of life? This one’s easy:

The end of the matter; all has been heard. Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole duty of man. (Ecc 12:13)

I know where socks go. Elves turn them into hangers! lol

You put socks in the dryer after he left the White House?

All the socks go to “Sock Heaven” where they wait for their “Sole Mate”.

Missing socks and multiplying coat hangers ARE the great mysteries of this life !

Did you see how much the books cost? Good thing I can read ’em here!

my grandpa always pinned his socks together, and never lost any

since i stopped wearing socks i stopped loosing them myself

the answer to What is the meaning of life? is included in the answer to the whereabouts of the missing socks

You might also get to know things which you prefer NOT to know, Earl.

LOL xxx

Gee … everyone knows that the lost socks evolve into hangers … that is where all of those hangers in the closet come from. I thought everyone knew that…

I’d want to know two things: 1) what is the deal with ladies and shoes, and 2) why do us guys love the stooges?

Forget Venus and Mars! Explain this mystery of the ages.