Monty by Jim Meddick for March 21, 2002
Transcript:
"Fleshy, what's the matter with you?" "This is just Dwayne, my vampire friend..." "Hisss" "Um..I'm not too good with pets. Animals sense I'm a vampire and respond with fear and loathing..." "I sense something disturbing too, but it might just be that shirt with those pants..."