Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 06, 2013

He took it with him.

She must not of heard of Universal remotes.

He’s mute on that subject.

As per his wishes it was buried with him. For all eternity in his right hand.

must be in the kitchen

The TV’s stuck on ESPN.

Likely in the couch cushions.

its between the cuuuuuuuushions

I would be worried about the credit cards.

my parents lost their remote for 6 months, when they finally cleaned a room long used to just put stuff when they were done with it, they found itfuturama makes fun of that kind of stuff all the time when the other cast members try to figure out the 20th century by what they know of fry

They had remotes back then? I though this took place in medieval times. What’s with all the anachronisms?

Priorities!

So is this one of those super modern televisions that does not have controls on the device? Get up off your butt, walk over, and change the channel manually. That’s the way I grew up! (Showing my age I fear)