Monty by Jim Meddick for July 12, 2013

Six, not if I C U first!

Leafhopper Monty, use your powers more wisely….

Bet that W*lM*rt’s Greeter was left so befuddled and confused that he retired from the gig!

Sisyphos…. all indications to the contrary notwithstanding….“WalMart” is not legally a swear word, and doesn’t require bleeping.

I used to have a small black and white button that said “The fact that nobody understands you doesn’t prove you’re an artist.”

I don’t like humorous buttons, in general…. but that one just called out to be worn to certain pretentious gatherings….

And those to whom it referred never realised that it did, so they were never insulted.

Number 6, your avatar makes me dizzy.

Is that a smile on Gretchen´s lips?

Why does Walmart have a sheep fence?

Names altered to protect the innocent (or anyone else concerned)….

Scary. This is just plain scary. If I was that greeter I’d be running and screaming like a girl.

“I also no longer have a neck”