Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 12, 2013

“Captain Necktie! We wrestled in Peoria back in ’62!”

And after he founded Subwich he rocked down to Electric Avenue.

This is much better than another summer at the links with spoiled rotten brat rich kids.

That’s Eddy, not Eddie Grant. Where are Grant’s dreds? I propose a charity handicap match of tables, ladders and chairs piting Wildcat Maris and Carl Peake vs. Gramps. Ring girl played by pizza box wearing Molly Kinsella, Kaz can be the referee and Moonpie can bring his Mr. Microphone.

As much time as this is taking, I don’t think there is much point in Gil going home to Mimi.

She’s a SOCCER player now: http://www.vucommodores.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/kinsella_molly00.html

No wait, RUGBY: http://usawomensrugby.org/roster/players/molly-kinsella/

No wait, PARTY GIRL: https://www.facebook.com/molly.kinsella.3

I smell burnt toast!

And Depends that need changing

Beau Dandy is dead???!!! I didn’t even know he was sick.

All of those subwiches, and they still can’t feed everyone, no.

Eddie Grant seems to like the bait-and-switch approach. Sign on the window advertises $5.00 sandwiches, but you get inside and find they cost $6.00.

So has anyone else wondered how, with such a rich wrestling background that Gil now coaches basketball?

O.K. Gil-Berts, there is an Electric Avenue in the fair town of Milford. Question of the day: Does Gramps wear boxers or briefs? DEPENDS.