FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 28, 2013
Transcript:
Roger: If you peel back the felt, you can see the crack goes across the entire base. I can get a little excited when I yell checkmate, and it's possible I slammed it down too hard. Either that or my wife throws these things at me harder than I thought. I could try to repair it with glue, but I think replacing the piece is probably warranted in this case. Any chance you have this model in stock? It's a Tourneypro II, medium weight. Jason: I told you they wouldn't. Roger: It was worth a try, ok?!
dfowensby over 11 years ago
Hock shops are a real education in retail markup, if you haven’t done wholesale work before. the worst is furniture, followed closely by jewelry. The sofa you bought for $800 likely cost the store 60 to 90 bucks. That $3000 bridal ring set? about $800 max. The best you can get from ANY store for used jelelry is about 25 cents on the dollar. Furniture? Give it to a thrift store for a tax break—it’s usually worthless.
Destiny23 over 11 years ago
OK, I admit it, it took me a few seconds to get the joke…
Waddling Eagle over 11 years ago
Looks like the pawn shop owner has a pacifier in his mouth. So, Roger seems to think a “TourneyPro II” chess set will make him a better player, the way he thinks a better golf club will make him a better golfer. Next, I suppose, he will take up photography so he can spend ever more money hoping a better camera will make him a better photographer in the same way great pots will make you a better chef.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Guy thang…
Tetonbil over 11 years ago
Van Dyke beard? More like Bagel Face! I say boy, if you can’t draw a proper beard, then don’t bother!
Poollady over 11 years ago
What’s with the circle around the clerks mouth?
QuietStorm27 over 11 years ago
That’s the most disgusting looking facial hair I’ve ever seen!
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
surprised this pawn shop doesn’t have guitars on the walls, guns behind the counter, and porn on the shelves.
Bargrove over 11 years ago
Pawning a pawn at a pawn shop! Pastis, where are you?
Ginrummy33 over 11 years ago
Joke: Trying to buy a replacement pawn at a pawn shop.
FYI, furniture markup at retail stores is about 85 or 90 percent over wholesale cost. What item is surprisingly thin on profit is cars; dealers only make 2 or 3 percent on most models.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Just fix it yourself, Roger.
lesliethequeen over 11 years ago
Took me awhile to figure out why the blonde guy was eating a doughnut…in such an odd way…
Lamberger over 11 years ago
He should of gone for the Craftsman Chess Set.
mahnster over 11 years ago
Ah, yeah, didn’t see the “Pawn Shop” in the last panel until reading comments.