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Trooper X-13 needs to get creative with his degree â maybe he can write up the employee manual on how to efficiently destroy planets? And conduct training seminars?
The Inventor asks, âHow can I build it?âThe Scientist asks, âHow does it work?âThe Engineer asks, âHow can we make it better?âThe Builder asks, âHow can we make it more affordable?âThe Comparative Lit Major asks, âRoom for cream and sugar?â
âThe Stormtrooper College Association of Mars (SCAM) cannot guarantee employment or salary.â This is, of course, in the fine print at the bottom of the screen showing one of their graduates blowing up a planetâŠ
I saw an âI Am the 99%â sign complaining that âthe fascistsâ wouldnât hire a white guy who majored in Minority Womenâs Studies. Dunno if it was a genuine Occupier, a mocker, or a saboteur.
Whatâs so tragic about people who spend years getting degrees in subjects with no real world application ending up in menial jobs? The tragic thing is that most of them will spend most of their working life paying for that worthless degree.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Should have majored in destroying planetsâŠDuhâŠ.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Seriously, this is a really funny cartoonâŠThanks, TimâŠ.
Aussie Down Under over 11 years ago
On a par with Bachelor Arts?
frumdebang over 11 years ago
Tragic underpinnings never got in the way of gut-busting hilarious in the original movie version of The Producers. Funniest. Movie. Ever.
coffee_mom11 over 11 years ago
Awww. .. .compartive literature rocks!
coffee_mom11 over 11 years ago
Trooper X-13 needs to get creative with his degree â maybe he can write up the employee manual on how to efficiently destroy planets? And conduct training seminars?
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
At least he didnât major in Stormtrooper Studies. snerk
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Inventor asks, âHow can I build it?âThe Scientist asks, âHow does it work?âThe Engineer asks, âHow can we make it better?âThe Builder asks, âHow can we make it more affordable?âThe Comparative Lit Major asks, âRoom for cream and sugar?â
puddleglum1066 over 11 years ago
âThe Stormtrooper College Association of Mars (SCAM) cannot guarantee employment or salary.â This is, of course, in the fine print at the bottom of the screen showing one of their graduates blowing up a planetâŠ
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Or how to excruciatingly split hairsâŠ.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Deanâs List!! Well latte da . . . â»
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
Shou,d have majored in Anthropology: âHow to Serve Man.â
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
I saw an âI Am the 99%â sign complaining that âthe fascistsâ wouldnât hire a white guy who majored in Minority Womenâs Studies. Dunno if it was a genuine Occupier, a mocker, or a saboteur.
krisjackson01 over 11 years ago
âOh the humanities!â Thanks to all for not posting this obvious response already.
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
If he had a minor in Volgon poetry, he could have been a real threat.
JoePhan over 11 years ago
Whatâs so tragic about people who spend years getting degrees in subjects with no real world application ending up in menial jobs? The tragic thing is that most of them will spend most of their working life paying for that worthless degree.
kaffekup over 11 years ago
X-13? I would have sworn that was X-14!
The Orange Mailman over 11 years ago
Holy smokes this is hilarious.
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
What tragic underlying topic?