Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 17, 2013

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 11 years ago

    Know just how he feels.

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    sherbert  over 11 years ago

    When did that GET OFF MY LAWN phrase by old men get started? I only first heard it in that Gran Torino movie with Clint Eastwood and realized that it was a joke reference the audience got.

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    Rasslebear  over 11 years ago

    when you turn 400, you start getting a little crab(grass)y

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    pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The Wiz is holding up pretty well. He doesn’t look a day over 500.

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    Evol  over 11 years ago

    I turned 600 a couple months ago. Feels like it, anyway.

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    Me3000  over 11 years ago

    so (and i know we’re not allowed to ask this) how old is Blanch?

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    sherbert  over 11 years ago

    Thank you. I guess I should’ve known that Wikipedia could’ve told me the source of the GET OFF MY LAWN line. Does Wikipedia know EVERYTHING? You know, I kinda miss idle speculation.

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    boldyuma  over 11 years ago

    I first heard the saying “Get OFF My Lawn” in 1978.My neighbor Everett yelled it at some kids right after he had seeded his grass..(I wonder if I can submit that to wickistupedia?)

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    RalphZIggy  over 11 years ago

    600 is the new 400

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    archangel2244 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    That explains a lot.

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    snowangel_22  over 11 years ago

    @TrapperJohnSince you didn’t specify either moons or years, and had such a high number, I’m going with the assumption that it’s days, meaning you’d be somewhere around 60. Right?

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    Pretty late mid-life crisis, isn’t it?

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