Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 11, 2008

YUM, a tasty snack! The eating it in one bite part is difficult, however.

Love the lady in red. Her bottom half reminds me of a dill pickle in some strange way…

Did you hear the one about the lady and the pickle?

She not just a lady in red. She’s a lady made out of salami. Aren’t those peppercorn thingies all over her?

Um… words fail me here.

Sorry, ejcapulet, but you just got an F on the written portion of your FA test.

She IS made out of salami! That almost makes up for the fact that she is 2-dimensional

Sometimes I think I’m made of angeldust angst, but it’s probably dill pickle.

Finally, a snack made with the universe’s three most perfect foods.

Cut a salami in half, lengthwise.Scoop out SOME of the center and eat, drink some wine. Add cheese, pickle, onion, bellpepper, breadcrumbs, aw heck use your imagination. Bake for a little while, drink some more wine.Don’t forget it’s hot now and try not to eat it in one bite.

That looks disturbingly how I would look if I was made of salami. Maybe that’s why my cat is always trying to lick me.

I was too tired again last night to notice that it *is* salami! Dang, now I’m hungry!

Peppercorn nipples. Yum.

Yes, I am one sick puppy.

What? No bacon bits mixed with the cream cheese? Bacon, bacon, bacon.

sloop says: Yes, I am one sick puppy

That’s what we LIKE about you !

Sick Puppy: title of a really good novel by Carl Hiaasen.

Do not eat that! Not until you dip it in beer batter and deep-fry it!

SHE looks a bit fried, to me