Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 23, 2008

This reminds me of the great beef shortage. People were buying rabbit because beef was so expensive. I think this was during the Carter administration, when we also had a gas shortage. They made us drive 55 MPH on major highways.

Part of the conspiracy is to write small. Very small.

Which is why I make my own bread. I still have a problem with the milk, though. Wet nurses for adults are very high maintenance.

I think the media would have a very hard time asking about the Udder Cartel. Even Big Billy O’ would lose his job if he asked about it.

Wow runar how do you sneak Internet in the Amish country?

I have a bread machine (although I do sometimes bake by hand just because getting my hands on the dough is a very sensual experience). Bill-o would report on anything. He is udderly without shame.

I am just teasing, I’m sure they have access to Internet. They do a lot of advertising & have many websites.

runar: Do you have a recipe for hippo bread?

lrope, I do, but it takes 7 tons of flour and two weeks to bone and grind the hippo. It’s a lot easier to make Country Chili With Cowboy.

WHAT CAN YOU MAKE WITH BREAD AND MILK?!

Bread pudding, yum! (You also need butter, honey, and eggs, or some other combination of fat, sweetener, and thickener. Add salt, spices, vanilla, fruit, and nuts as desired.)

Examples: http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/161/Honey-Bread-Pudding90325.shtml http://www.momswhothink.com/easy-recipes/bread-pudding-recipe.html

Big cow is watching you.