Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 22, 2013

probably but not for certain, she’s always resembled the milkman

Ya think?

They couldn’t wait until she moved out so they could get “at it” again.

My parents have that beat. They had sex three times.

..they were Shakers…

Okay, let me explain a couple of things to you, dear.

But why is she telling that to Captain Kirk?

There’s plenty of examples of “begetting” in the Bible.

Unless this was an Imaculate Conception, yeah, I guess they did.

I have an older brother born to my parents, but I was adopted.My theory is that my (adopted) Mom said to my (adopted) Dad, “I’m not doing THAT again.”