Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 24, 2008

Is this Hippo Week on FA?

I guess we should have tried to eat them when we had the chance…

Ya gotta wonder - all those little blue guys and only one Smurfette.

Too late!

runar only three of the male smurfs hit puberty hefty(?), papa and grandpa, plus hefty may have just been using steroids (no facial hair).

don’t know what’s sadder… people really know that much about the smurfs… or that I know (remember) what they’re talking about….

What’s really sad is Gargamel never got to eat not even 1 Smurf.

I should be smurfed for knowing this stuff: Papa Smurf is three apples high… he’s 542 years old… he’s the only Smurf that wears a red hat… he can speak in normal sentences without saying “smurf” all the time.

When I was in the game industry, Smurfs were a hot property and the company I worked for did a couple of Smurf-related products. Of course we made a lot of jokes, all of which would just show up as a series of bleeeps here.

“Wake up, Papa Smurf. It’s time to Simonize a hippo!”

Bill Hinds wins best comment of the day.

That’s weird. Only one smurfette & she may have even been a drag queen for all we know.

“Nuke the Smurfs till they glow and then use the little blue suckers for runway lights.”

Smurfday, y’all. 50 years.

Demon eyes, angel eyes, I don’t go in for that bible shit.