The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 27, 2013
July 26, 2013
July 28, 2013
Transcript:
Jr: Dad!! You've gout to stop eating fast food in the shower!! Dex: I odnt know what you're talking about!! JR: Its attracting vermin and is a danger to your health!! Dex: I still don't know what your talking about!! JR: You have an onion ring sticking out of your armpit!! Dex: Its vegan body modification!!
McSpook over 11 years ago
Whatever, Dad, you still have the ring in your pit.Which means you may have eaten the bar of soap.
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
Onion rings are the devil’s scouring pads. No, wait – that’s hamburgers.