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The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 27, 2013
Transcript:
Jr: Dad!! You've gout to stop eating fast food in the shower!! Dex: I odnt know what you're talking about!! JR: Its attracting vermin and is a danger to your health!! Dex: I still don't know what your talking about!! JR: You have an onion ring sticking out of your armpit!! Dex: Its vegan body modification!!
Onion rings are the devil’s scouring pads. No, wait – that’s hamburgers.