Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 31, 2008

Gee…just as I was beginning to think I should post a comment on the witty and nebulous humor to be found here…alright, then, Frog Applause sucks. OK I take it back…great strip, it makes the grey matter twitch a little.

Sorry, can’t help. Besides, I agree wholeheartedly with today’s. Except everything is fuzzy, you know? Why is everything so fuzzy? Glasses? No, I don’t need glasses.

Sorry, but I love the strip. For today, at least, I shall set aside some unmitigated hate towards the cartoonist. Her vile pennings pollute an otherwise sensible world. I hope she crawls into her own ink bottle and drowns.

Back to admiration tomorrow.

I am always stupider for having read “Frog Applause”, and today is a prime example of the general uselessness of the pedantic scribblings that form its constitution.

Frog applause is so bleepity bleep.That I Bleeping have to wash my own mouth out with soap from all the bleeping cursing I do from reading this bleeping piece of bleep.

I had to find an old glasses prescription to read this one. I’m Sorry TD but when I was finally able to read it I laughed so hard blood came out my nose.

The illustration is disturbing on levels I never knew existed (however, coming from me, that’s a compliment).

Why the heck don’t you print it so that we can read it!!!!!!! I still can’t see what the HECK it says! Grumble, mumble, grrrr! I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!! I can have a different avatar every day! This strip s u c k s!

(Although I like the pumpkin man)

You call this vile, lobotomised pish-tosh a comic strip? I’ve seen more visual style in the Dali-esque droppings of my neighbour’s dachshund’s diarrhoea. Stinkwort sludge! Troll tripe! Half-baked, addlepated non-sequiturs! Bilgewater! Lady, you draw like a B-movie cowboy with a busted finger. Disingenuous toejam! Tintinabulating kitten scrawl! Grimy, festering, junk juice! You can’t even scowl properly; your mother was probably a bucket of broccoli yoghurt left in the sun. Why don’tcha get a real job instead of torturing us with this poisonous daily firebox of clap, you vain, hedge-born pignut. Slobbering fizgig, away!

P.S. I hate frogs too, but they make a fun sound when you squish’em.

frogapplause says:

halloween. what a pain in the exit ramp. — marguerite: You suck at being consumed with FA hate. You all suck!

I know, that’s cuz I really love the strip. “A pain in the exit ramp”, now that’s good.

;-)

EXIT RAMP! I’m lovin’ it!

It gave me a headache because I stared at it for too long. Loved the headache inducing comic strip.

People clap when they see Frog Applause, they clap their hands over their eyes.