Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: Your new "Beerland Amusement Park" has absolutely no redeeming social value. Rat: What are you talking about? We've got "Great Moments with Mister Lincoln." Abraham Lincoln: Yo, sweetie... is that your rear end or are you smuggling guns to the rebels? Rat: He is so bad at picking up women.
The#1BoiseStateFan about 11 years ago
The worst of Lincoln, coming right up!
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Four score and seven beers ago…:I SAID IT FIRST! I SAID IT FIRST!
gocomics about 11 years ago
I think that’s called a “bustle”. Hustle the bustle, baby!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 11 years ago
Honestly, Abe, that’s not PC.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
American History lessons at Beerland should be taken with a grain of salt, or a few sips of the brew. Carry on, Mr. Lincoln!
Varnes about 11 years ago
A penny for his thoughts, (See what I did there?) isn’t worth it…..
WCLamb about 11 years ago
@c.davies -Where’s Goat? I see zeeba!
David D Smith Premium Member about 11 years ago
Reminds me of a cartoon called “Hard Drinkin’ Lincoln”. Came out years ago but is still funny. It is cruder than Mr Pastis could ever HOPE to be in his strip – but that is no fault of his, he would be the South Park of the comic strips if allowed. Anyways, check out Hard Drinkin Lincoln on youtube.
LEOKEV about 11 years ago
Jackson or Grant would have provided more fodder.
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Maybe they’re cannon balls.
Alphaanddelta about 11 years ago
I made a similar comment to my Ex, Once. Notice the emphasis on Ex and Once.
jmartin1955 about 11 years ago
Love this gag, cracking me up everyday. The beer cans running in the background are f**king hilarious.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
Shouldn’t this have been great moments with Mister CLINTON?!?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
According to Carl Sandburg’s great biography, in an 1858 speech Mr. Lincoln described the government of the United States as a…CONFEDERACY!
bigblaster about 11 years ago
He should’ve been shot for making a comment like that.
HankTheSock about 11 years ago
Goat? You see Goat? O.o
StCleve72 about 11 years ago
People will little note or long remember what we shed here….. aw, what the hell, get me another mug beertender!
Godfreydaniel about 11 years ago
Will Hagar the Horrible, Andy Capp, and Bung the Jester be making cameo appearances this week? (Maybe they already have, or maybe I’m having beer-induced hallucinations………)
ellisaana Premium Member about 11 years ago
Pastis scores again.
seanyj about 11 years ago
I thought Ulyssess S. Grant was the alcoholic, not Honest Abe! : )
Number Three about 11 years ago
She’s quite a big woman so I’m surprised she didn’t let him have it.
LOL xxx
whiteaj about 11 years ago
Making fun of Lincoln? What’s next… A clown as Obama at a rodeo?
Popeyesforearm about 11 years ago
her hat came off one of Zeeba’s relatives
Srover about 11 years ago
It’s historical.
Beababy298 about 11 years ago
So how come they never show this scene in the Civil War reenactments?
smirk about 11 years ago
Good heavens, why would you mention that?
JoeyCooler777 about 11 years ago
Good to see Zebra. Wish Steph would show the Crocs and Guard Duck again. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen them