Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 20, 2008

Man, that IS a hard choice. Choose NASCAR, and you can wear tank tops and get really cool tattoos. Choose Scientology, and you, too, can be Tom Cruise.

Nooooo!!

How about a nice juicy mouse?

A guy from where I used to work was really into NASCAR. I remember another guy, Mark, saying, “What’s so hard about riding in a car? I do it every day.” Mark was just trying to make the guy mad, and it always worked. It led to all sorts of red-faced stats, like, “It’s not unusual for a driver to lose forty pounds during the course of a race!” I was sorry to see that guy go. He was pretty entertaining.

Forty pounds! Are they pedaling those cars?

I like how the kitty is in the classic “farting” position when NASCAR is mentioned.

margueritem: Actually, you could choose NASCAR and STILL be Tom Cruise, pretending to be a NASCAR driver!

painedsmile: Your story is funnier than the strip!

Please! Don’t do it Kitty! A red neck will not compliment your blue fur and a diety from outer space just doesn’t seem to be your style.

Everyone knows blue kittens can’t drive. This is silly.

LOL at plight

It is common for a driver to lose 40 pounds. He regains it when they sew his legs back on after the wreck.

Is NASCAR an acronym? If so, what do the letters stand for?

I think “SC” is “Stock Car.” The whole business probably started on a dirt track somewhere.

NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. But only rednecks and dingleberries know this.

Or U2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fBj2wsimvQ

“No,”he said‘“Outta gas.”

I’d need more than 9!

thedrew: Your story was disgusting and horribly unfunny. What your brother did was criminal. He should have been arrested and punished. He tortured and killed a helpless cat for fun. Was your older brother Jeffrey Dahmer? Please delete your comments.

I’m guessing that thedrew’s story was deleted. It must have been awful. I’m glad I missed it. I’ve read thedrew’s posts before. He’s not a bad person, pretty feet. Come back, Drew!

thedrew lied…it was he who done the dirty deed and now he’s waiting for the knock on the door.

I believe that the cat story was just a joke, although it had me going until he sent the punch line.

Deleteing(sp)my joke!?!It was a joke,by the way….I almost feel like a cartoonist:-(

Post it somewhere else, thedrew! I'll read it.

I’d recommend Hinduism, that way you’d have more than two lives left.