Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 24, 2013
August 23, 2013
August 25, 2013
Transcript:
Delta: "Hey, guys!"
Bernice: "Swimsuit shopping?"
Knute: "He is. He found one, but won't show me"
Gunther: "I just don't like to expose myself. I prefer....coverage"
Gunther: "What?"
It’s so funny that each perceive it according to their own take… Delta with the sensible and positive and upbeat concept of Gunther, covering his eyes, head and the like, thinking that he chose things more…“hip” than others may give him credit for…-Bern, with the early 20th century thought, as if what he chooses would be “old fashioned”….=And then, there’s Knute… he’s already extreme in thought at times, and he thinks that whatever G-Man would have chosen, would be weird, though Knute is the one off the deep end….
Namrepus’s wife here… just wanting to comment on a couple of yesterday’s comments. I don’t remember everybody’s names, please forgive me. ~I’m one of those females who’ve always had difficulty with finding clothes that fit. Too big here, too tight there- whether it was back as a thin teenager or now as a curvy 30-something year old. ~ I’m (mostly) happy with my body until I have to go clothes shopping, then I must admit, I tend to be like Bern and gripe and be a bit cranky. I’m proud of my curves, but it can be a bit frustrating to find pants that fit properly when one has a waist that’s smaller than one’s hips. lol
Tense Sea Seanonings… from D. Septive Benz, Inc…. “The things we do for food”…=Imagination… “The Battery operated exercise shoe”… “You ‘ll be Tempted to see how far you can run, when ’Imagination’ runs with you”… from Twisted Minds…=Pool, Bath and Beyond… “Water you into? We’ve got it covered for you”……=Perception magazine… “For the entertaining point of view, and complete coverage of our concept”.. “We make sure to bring you the story first, even before the facts can come out”…..
If he wears the olive oil, I can just about guarantee he’ll get news coverage. Might start a trend there in Pitts…^In that case , t’aint no one gettin’ in the pool… they’ll be too cool for it, and oil and water don’t mix… especially with the sunscreen…
. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.^Crazy situation, this! It’s like saying that John Fogerty has to be sued, cos he sounds too much like the former lead singer and guitarist of CCR, which was, of course…. John Fogerty, himself…. =Which was an absurd yet true case…
Gunther’s new bathing suit is probably the adult version of a onesie….purple check top with long sleeves and with an attached black bottom with legs that reach the ankles.
He’ll feel really comfortable for once and try to put the arm on Tiff. Of course, Rosa will push him into the pool and he’ll immediately will have to put his street clothes back on. Surprisingly, they ll look identical to his bathing suit.
Interesting to think of how Bernice might perceive Gunther, given her own aversion to coverage.
Gunther, being a thinking man, is playing it right. He knows that he needs coverage (not wearing the mankini) because he anticipates what Rosa might wear.
Wow, as a diver myself, I’d have to say that Knute has been watching way too many “Sea Hunt” or “Diver Dan” episodes! That type of gear is, pretty much, antiquated, these days, and used primarily by “commercial” divers.
Like I say, I nice .5mm – 3.0mm full wetsuit will work wonders. It will give Gunth that cool “surfer dude” look, and perhaps continue to give Bernice some “eye candy.”
Just to see what he might have found, I googled “one piece men’s swimsuit”. *I got hits for body-fitting triathalon suits and for wet suits. Both would give the G-man coverage while being uber-cool (fashion wise, they’d probably stifle him on land).
The thing that I don’t get is it’s an end of summer get together and none of them have swimsuits? Most people buy them at the beginning of summer….or leftovers from last year.
“I don’t think Mark Vs have been used since the late fifties or early sixties. The U. S. Navy banned them in 1961.”
That’s certainly when the shows I mentioned aired. Sea Hunt from 1958-1961, Diver Dan in 1961. But both are still popular on cable and “streaming video” classic channels. I could see Knute watching it.
“I put that strip up twice a couple of days ago, totally un – modified in any way, shape, or form, and the comment gestapo pulled them both times. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.”
lol Actually, I used to have the name here of Namowtac- as she was my fave female in the DC universe. Tried awhile ago to make my own again, but for some reason it wouldn’t go through. Suppose it’s time to try it again. lol
I don’t know what’s worse… that you’d suggest a rap song (strictly because I’m not the “rap” type, though I do have extensive knowledge and larnins’ on just about every genre out there), or that you’d call that a…. rap…. or even a…..song? using the term song loosely…. -Disclaimer: Not all rap is bad, mind you…. but it’s not all good , either…
Don’t recall saying he liked it. He tried to avoid Luann, but she tracked him down. She may have wanted another performance. He might give her and all the other party goers a treat and go all natural. Once the ice is broken, it will not be long before there will be no swim suits.^^What version of Luann are YOU reading, Lev?
reat idea!! Swim-Suit-In-A-Spray-Can! … raises an interesting question: what is sufficient “coverage” to pass local laws on indecent exposure. Does it have to be cloth based? What about a spray flocking type material?^^Most women’s swim suits already look sprayed on
@Brdshtt and Leviticus, The disappearing photos was probably caused by the censor getting overzealous in protecting bandwidth. They suddenly took down ALL photos (even many custom that folks had worked on) while we were throwing a Birthday party on one of the strips for a fellow commenter. Now one of our best and most prolific artists is reluctant to bother with more work.
but my choice was based on today’s second panel.^Same here, I had the song running through my mind, hence the “Just My Interpretation”, and then the 10cc Album “Deceptive Bends” for “Perceptive Bends”…. that album cover, literally iconic!…
Looking back on today’s (the 24th) comic, Bernice must have Finally purchased a swimsuit! I am looking forward to seeing what swimsuit she chose…and also to see what poor Gunther chose…I think Delta’s thought about his “swimsuit” fits him best…but I think he might have chosen a short-sleeved shirt instead of a long-sleeved shirt…his way of being “racy”… ;)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“It’s Just My Interpretation”or“Water Concept”or “Perceptive Bends”….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
It’s so funny that each perceive it according to their own take… Delta with the sensible and positive and upbeat concept of Gunther, covering his eyes, head and the like, thinking that he chose things more…“hip” than others may give him credit for…-Bern, with the early 20th century thought, as if what he chooses would be “old fashioned”….=And then, there’s Knute… he’s already extreme in thought at times, and he thinks that whatever G-Man would have chosen, would be weird, though Knute is the one off the deep end….
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Give it a rest, Knut. Expect for you, no one will be able to recognize Gunther like that.
SF1972 over 11 years ago
Maybe this arc is almost over.
Namrepus over 11 years ago
Namrepus’s wife here… just wanting to comment on a couple of yesterday’s comments. I don’t remember everybody’s names, please forgive me. ~I’m one of those females who’ve always had difficulty with finding clothes that fit. Too big here, too tight there- whether it was back as a thin teenager or now as a curvy 30-something year old. ~ I’m (mostly) happy with my body until I have to go clothes shopping, then I must admit, I tend to be like Bern and gripe and be a bit cranky. I’m proud of my curves, but it can be a bit frustrating to find pants that fit properly when one has a waist that’s smaller than one’s hips. lol
blunebottle over 11 years ago
Well, at least we’ll get to see what Gunther chose……..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or news coverage…. or work shift coverage….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Tense Sea Seanonings… from D. Septive Benz, Inc…. “The things we do for food”…=Imagination… “The Battery operated exercise shoe”… “You ‘ll be Tempted to see how far you can run, when ’Imagination’ runs with you”… from Twisted Minds…=Pool, Bath and Beyond… “Water you into? We’ve got it covered for you”……=Perception magazine… “For the entertaining point of view, and complete coverage of our concept”.. “We make sure to bring you the story first, even before the facts can come out”…..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yes, a big fashion Retro-lution!……
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
New meaning to book worm?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“We never let the facts get in the way of a good story.”^That was last season’s tag line… just a bit of revisionist marketing… ha ha!….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
If he wears the olive oil, I can just about guarantee he’ll get news coverage. Might start a trend there in Pitts…^In that case , t’aint no one gettin’ in the pool… they’ll be too cool for it, and oil and water don’t mix… especially with the sunscreen…
rusty gate over 11 years ago
If his swim wear is in the bag he’s holding, it doesn’t look to be that large, just looking at the part he is holding.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.^Crazy situation, this! It’s like saying that John Fogerty has to be sued, cos he sounds too much like the former lead singer and guitarist of CCR, which was, of course…. John Fogerty, himself…. =Which was an absurd yet true case…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
That’s basically what I was saying late yesterday, as well…
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Thus, Gunther’s secretiveness led to numerous theories and even some wild speculation, by his friends in the strip and out….
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Gunther’s new bathing suit is probably the adult version of a onesie….purple check top with long sleeves and with an attached black bottom with legs that reach the ankles.
He’ll feel really comfortable for once and try to put the arm on Tiff. Of course, Rosa will push him into the pool and he’ll immediately will have to put his street clothes back on. Surprisingly, they ll look identical to his bathing suit.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hey Kids? Wanna See MORE of Gunther? Then, “Playfully” PUSH Him IN the Pool!
…., FOLLOWED By Luann’s Laptop….,
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Delta’s image reminds me of Bernice’s actual beachwear.
Rockyhammock over 11 years ago
LOL, everyone is going to be surprised when they see he is ripped !!
sweetg1 over 11 years ago
Interesting to think of how Bernice might perceive Gunther, given her own aversion to coverage.
Gunther, being a thinking man, is playing it right. He knows that he needs coverage (not wearing the mankini) because he anticipates what Rosa might wear.
Runforson over 11 years ago
Looks like Bernice gave him an extra buldg in her vision.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
Wow, as a diver myself, I’d have to say that Knute has been watching way too many “Sea Hunt” or “Diver Dan” episodes! That type of gear is, pretty much, antiquated, these days, and used primarily by “commercial” divers.
Like I say, I nice .5mm – 3.0mm full wetsuit will work wonders. It will give Gunth that cool “surfer dude” look, and perhaps continue to give Bernice some “eye candy.”
morningglory73 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Gunther may surprise them all.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Just to see what he might have found, I googled “one piece men’s swimsuit”. *I got hits for body-fitting triathalon suits and for wet suits. Both would give the G-man coverage while being uber-cool (fashion wise, they’d probably stifle him on land).
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
B&D aren’t holding shopping bags. Does this mean they didn’t buy anything, or that their suits were so small they stuffed them in their purses?
cdemattos over 11 years ago
Remember Luann saw him in a state of “uncoverage.” You know, Free Willy style. ahem hem.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Thanks, ave— thought that orange thing was her purse, but you’re right about Delta. Bernice? Think her purse is gray.
milania over 11 years ago
What a dork.
krelboyne over 11 years ago
where was knute when gunther bought his suit? cleaning the restrooms? trying on bustiers?
YatInExile over 11 years ago
I’m picturing Gunther in a burqa. I’m not reading 80+ comments to see if this was already posted
ewalnut over 11 years ago
I wonder if he got a girl’s suit.
Happicat2012 over 11 years ago
The thing that I don’t get is it’s an end of summer get together and none of them have swimsuits? Most people buy them at the beginning of summer….or leftovers from last year.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
“I don’t think Mark Vs have been used since the late fifties or early sixties. The U. S. Navy banned them in 1961.”
That’s certainly when the shows I mentioned aired. Sea Hunt from 1958-1961, Diver Dan in 1961. But both are still popular on cable and “streaming video” classic channels. I could see Knute watching it.
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
“I put that strip up twice a couple of days ago, totally un – modified in any way, shape, or form, and the comment gestapo pulled them both times. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.”
Unbelievable.
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
Too funny!
Namrepus over 11 years ago
lol Actually, I used to have the name here of Namowtac- as she was my fave female in the DC universe. Tried awhile ago to make my own again, but for some reason it wouldn’t go through. Suppose it’s time to try it again. lol
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“You say you want a Retro-lution, well, you know…we all want to change the nerd”^Ha ha ha ha ahaaaaahaa!!!…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I don’t know what’s worse… that you’d suggest a rap song (strictly because I’m not the “rap” type, though I do have extensive knowledge and larnins’ on just about every genre out there), or that you’d call that a…. rap…. or even a…..song? using the term song loosely…. -Disclaimer: Not all rap is bad, mind you…. but it’s not all good , either…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Ha ha! instead of that Reunion song, he might as well have suggested “Cotton Eyed Joe”! (XD)
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Don’t recall saying he liked it. He tried to avoid Luann, but she tracked him down. She may have wanted another performance. He might give her and all the other party goers a treat and go all natural. Once the ice is broken, it will not be long before there will be no swim suits.^^What version of Luann are YOU reading, Lev?
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
There’s no such thing as “good” ©rap music
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
reat idea!! Swim-Suit-In-A-Spray-Can! … raises an interesting question: what is sufficient “coverage” to pass local laws on indecent exposure. Does it have to be cloth based? What about a spray flocking type material?^^Most women’s swim suits already look sprayed on
vldazzle over 11 years ago
@Brdshtt and Leviticus, The disappearing photos was probably caused by the censor getting overzealous in protecting bandwidth. They suddenly took down ALL photos (even many custom that folks had worked on) while we were throwing a Birthday party on one of the strips for a fellow commenter. Now one of our best and most prolific artists is reluctant to bother with more work.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
And Brdshtt, LOLOL the reunion!
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I’ve been shopping for my tall, skinny teenage son this week. The trip proved beyond a doubt that young men’s fashion is a nightmare too.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
but my choice was based on today’s second panel.^Same here, I had the song running through my mind, hence the “Just My Interpretation”, and then the 10cc Album “Deceptive Bends” for “Perceptive Bends”…. that album cover, literally iconic!…
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
“Personally, I never could figure out why all those women with such pretty blonde hair tend to dye the roots black.”
Tee hee hee . . . you are on a roll today!!!
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Looking back on today’s (the 24th) comic, Bernice must have Finally purchased a swimsuit! I am looking forward to seeing what swimsuit she chose…and also to see what poor Gunther chose…I think Delta’s thought about his “swimsuit” fits him best…but I think he might have chosen a short-sleeved shirt instead of a long-sleeved shirt…his way of being “racy”… ;)
Naldrin 11 months ago
With some charleston music, Bernice’s choice would be perfect.