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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 24, 2013
August 23, 2013
August 25, 2013
Transcript:
Delta: "Hey, guys!"
Bernice: "Swimsuit shopping?"
Knute: "He is. He found one, but won't show me"
Gunther: "I just don't like to expose myself. I prefer....coverage"
Gunther: "What?"
Itās so funny that each perceive it according to their own takeā¦ Delta with the sensible and positive and upbeat concept of Gunther, covering his eyes, head and the like, thinking that he chose things moreā¦āhipā than others may give him credit forā¦-Bern, with the early 20th century thought, as if what he chooses would be āold fashionedāā¦.=And then, thereās Knuteā¦ heās already extreme in thought at times, and he thinks that whatever G-Man would have chosen, would be weird, though Knute is the one off the deep endā¦.
Namrepusās wife hereā¦ just wanting to comment on a couple of yesterdayās comments. I donāt remember everybodyās names, please forgive me. ~Iām one of those females whoāve always had difficulty with finding clothes that fit. Too big here, too tight there- whether it was back as a thin teenager or now as a curvy 30-something year old. ~ Iām (mostly) happy with my body until I have to go clothes shopping, then I must admit, I tend to be like Bern and gripe and be a bit cranky. Iām proud of my curves, but it can be a bit frustrating to find pants that fit properly when one has a waist thatās smaller than oneās hips. lol
Tense Sea Seanoningsā¦ from D. Septive Benz, Incā¦. āThe things we do for foodāā¦=Imaginationā¦ āThe Battery operated exercise shoeāā¦ āYou āll be Tempted to see how far you can run, when āImaginationā runs with youāā¦ from Twisted Mindsā¦=Pool, Bath and Beyondā¦ āWater you into? Weāve got it covered for youāā¦ā¦=Perception magazineā¦ āFor the entertaining point of view, and complete coverage of our conceptā.. āWe make sure to bring you the story first, even before the facts can come outāā¦..
If he wears the olive oil, I can just about guarantee heāll get news coverage. Might start a trend there in Pittsā¦^In that case , tāaint no one gettinā in the poolā¦ theyāll be too cool for it, and oil and water donāt mixā¦ especially with the sunscreenā¦
. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.^Crazy situation, this! Itās like saying that John Fogerty has to be sued, cos he sounds too much like the former lead singer and guitarist of CCR, which was, of courseā¦. John Fogerty, himselfā¦. =Which was an absurd yet true caseā¦
Guntherās new bathing suit is probably the adult version of a onesieā¦.purple check top with long sleeves and with an attached black bottom with legs that reach the ankles.
Heāll feel really comfortable for once and try to put the arm on Tiff. Of course, Rosa will push him into the pool and heāll immediately will have to put his street clothes back on. Surprisingly, they ll look identical to his bathing suit.
Interesting to think of how Bernice might perceive Gunther, given her own aversion to coverage.
Gunther, being a thinking man, is playing it right. He knows that he needs coverage (not wearing the mankini) because he anticipates what Rosa might wear.
Wow, as a diver myself, Iād have to say that Knute has been watching way too many āSea Huntā or āDiver Danā episodes! That type of gear is, pretty much, antiquated, these days, and used primarily by ācommercialā divers.
Like I say, I nice .5mm ā 3.0mm full wetsuit will work wonders. It will give Gunth that cool āsurfer dudeā look, and perhaps continue to give Bernice some āeye candy.ā
Just to see what he might have found, I googled āone piece menās swimsuitā. *I got hits for body-fitting triathalon suits and for wet suits. Both would give the G-man coverage while being uber-cool (fashion wise, theyād probably stifle him on land).
The thing that I donāt get is itās an end of summer get together and none of them have swimsuits? Most people buy them at the beginning of summerā¦.or leftovers from last year.
āI donāt think Mark Vs have been used since the late fifties or early sixties. The U. S. Navy banned them in 1961.ā
Thatās certainly when the shows I mentioned aired. Sea Hunt from 1958-1961, Diver Dan in 1961. But both are still popular on cable and āstreaming videoā classic channels. I could see Knute watching it.
āI put that strip up twice a couple of days ago, totally un ā modified in any way, shape, or form, and the comment gestapo pulled them both times. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.ā
lol Actually, I used to have the name here of Namowtac- as she was my fave female in the DC universe. Tried awhile ago to make my own again, but for some reason it wouldnāt go through. Suppose itās time to try it again. lol
I donāt know whatās worseā¦ that youād suggest a rap song (strictly because Iām not the ārapā type, though I do have extensive knowledge and larninsā on just about every genre out there), or that youād call that aā¦. rapā¦. or even aā¦..song? using the term song looselyā¦. -Disclaimer: Not all rap is bad, mind youā¦. but itās not all good , eitherā¦
Donāt recall saying he liked it. He tried to avoid Luann, but she tracked him down. She may have wanted another performance. He might give her and all the other party goers a treat and go all natural. Once the ice is broken, it will not be long before there will be no swim suits.^^What version of Luann are YOU reading, Lev?
reat idea!! Swim-Suit-In-A-Spray-Can! ā¦ raises an interesting question: what is sufficient ācoverageā to pass local laws on indecent exposure. Does it have to be cloth based? What about a spray flocking type material?^^Most womenās swim suits already look sprayed on
@Brdshtt and Leviticus, The disappearing photos was probably caused by the censor getting overzealous in protecting bandwidth. They suddenly took down ALL photos (even many custom that folks had worked on) while we were throwing a Birthday party on one of the strips for a fellow commenter. Now one of our best and most prolific artists is reluctant to bother with more work.
but my choice was based on todayās second panel.^Same here, I had the song running through my mind, hence the āJust My Interpretationā, and then the 10cc Album āDeceptive Bendsā for āPerceptive Bendsāā¦. that album cover, literally iconic!ā¦
Looking back on todayās (the 24th) comic, Bernice must have Finally purchased a swimsuit! I am looking forward to seeing what swimsuit she choseā¦and also to see what poor Gunther choseā¦I think Deltaās thought about his āswimsuitā fits him bestā¦but I think he might have chosen a short-sleeved shirt instead of a long-sleeved shirtā¦his way of being āracyāā¦ ;)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āItās Just My InterpretationāorāWater Conceptāor āPerceptive Bendsāā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Itās so funny that each perceive it according to their own takeā¦ Delta with the sensible and positive and upbeat concept of Gunther, covering his eyes, head and the like, thinking that he chose things moreā¦āhipā than others may give him credit forā¦-Bern, with the early 20th century thought, as if what he chooses would be āold fashionedāā¦.=And then, thereās Knuteā¦ heās already extreme in thought at times, and he thinks that whatever G-Man would have chosen, would be weird, though Knute is the one off the deep endā¦.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Give it a rest, Knut. Expect for you, no one will be able to recognize Gunther like that.
SF1972 over 11 years ago
Maybe this arc is almost over.
Namrepus over 11 years ago
Namrepusās wife hereā¦ just wanting to comment on a couple of yesterdayās comments. I donāt remember everybodyās names, please forgive me. ~Iām one of those females whoāve always had difficulty with finding clothes that fit. Too big here, too tight there- whether it was back as a thin teenager or now as a curvy 30-something year old. ~ Iām (mostly) happy with my body until I have to go clothes shopping, then I must admit, I tend to be like Bern and gripe and be a bit cranky. Iām proud of my curves, but it can be a bit frustrating to find pants that fit properly when one has a waist thatās smaller than oneās hips. lol
blunebottle over 11 years ago
Well, at least weāll get to see what Gunther choseā¦ā¦..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or news coverageā¦. or work shift coverageā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Tense Sea Seanoningsā¦ from D. Septive Benz, Incā¦. āThe things we do for foodāā¦=Imaginationā¦ āThe Battery operated exercise shoeāā¦ āYou āll be Tempted to see how far you can run, when āImaginationā runs with youāā¦ from Twisted Mindsā¦=Pool, Bath and Beyondā¦ āWater you into? Weāve got it covered for youāā¦ā¦=Perception magazineā¦ āFor the entertaining point of view, and complete coverage of our conceptā.. āWe make sure to bring you the story first, even before the facts can come outāā¦..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yes, a big fashion Retro-lution!ā¦ā¦
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
New meaning to book worm?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āWe never let the facts get in the way of a good story.ā^That was last seasonās tag lineā¦ just a bit of revisionist marketingā¦ ha ha!ā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
If he wears the olive oil, I can just about guarantee heāll get news coverage. Might start a trend there in Pittsā¦^In that case , tāaint no one gettinā in the poolā¦ theyāll be too cool for it, and oil and water donāt mixā¦ especially with the sunscreenā¦
rusty gate over 11 years ago
If his swim wear is in the bag heās holding, it doesnāt look to be that large, just looking at the part he is holding.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.^Crazy situation, this! Itās like saying that John Fogerty has to be sued, cos he sounds too much like the former lead singer and guitarist of CCR, which was, of courseā¦. John Fogerty, himselfā¦. =Which was an absurd yet true caseā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Thatās basically what I was saying late yesterday, as wellā¦
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Thus, Guntherās secretiveness led to numerous theories and even some wild speculation, by his friends in the strip and outā¦.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Guntherās new bathing suit is probably the adult version of a onesieā¦.purple check top with long sleeves and with an attached black bottom with legs that reach the ankles.
Heāll feel really comfortable for once and try to put the arm on Tiff. Of course, Rosa will push him into the pool and heāll immediately will have to put his street clothes back on. Surprisingly, they ll look identical to his bathing suit.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hey Kids? Wanna See MORE of Gunther? Then, āPlayfullyā PUSH Him IN the Pool!
ā¦., FOLLOWED By Luannās Laptopā¦.,
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Deltaās image reminds me of Berniceās actual beachwear.
Rockyhammock over 11 years ago
LOL, everyone is going to be surprised when they see he is ripped !!
sweetg1 over 11 years ago
Interesting to think of how Bernice might perceive Gunther, given her own aversion to coverage.
Gunther, being a thinking man, is playing it right. He knows that he needs coverage (not wearing the mankini) because he anticipates what Rosa might wear.
Runforson over 11 years ago
Looks like Bernice gave him an extra buldg in her vision.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
Wow, as a diver myself, Iād have to say that Knute has been watching way too many āSea Huntā or āDiver Danā episodes! That type of gear is, pretty much, antiquated, these days, and used primarily by ācommercialā divers.
Like I say, I nice .5mm ā 3.0mm full wetsuit will work wonders. It will give Gunth that cool āsurfer dudeā look, and perhaps continue to give Bernice some āeye candy.ā
morningglory73 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Gunther may surprise them all.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Just to see what he might have found, I googled āone piece menās swimsuitā. *I got hits for body-fitting triathalon suits and for wet suits. Both would give the G-man coverage while being uber-cool (fashion wise, theyād probably stifle him on land).
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
B&D arenāt holding shopping bags. Does this mean they didnāt buy anything, or that their suits were so small they stuffed them in their purses?
cdemattos over 11 years ago
Remember Luann saw him in a state of āuncoverage.ā You know, Free Willy style. ahem hem.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Thanks, aveā thought that orange thing was her purse, but youāre right about Delta. Bernice? Think her purse is gray.
milania over 11 years ago
What a dork.
krelboyne over 11 years ago
where was knute when gunther bought his suit? cleaning the restrooms? trying on bustiers?
YatInExile over 11 years ago
Iām picturing Gunther in a burqa. Iām not reading 80+ comments to see if this was already posted
ewalnut over 11 years ago
I wonder if he got a girlās suit.
Happicat2012 over 11 years ago
The thing that I donāt get is itās an end of summer get together and none of them have swimsuits? Most people buy them at the beginning of summerā¦.or leftovers from last year.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
āI donāt think Mark Vs have been used since the late fifties or early sixties. The U. S. Navy banned them in 1961.ā
Thatās certainly when the shows I mentioned aired. Sea Hunt from 1958-1961, Diver Dan in 1961. But both are still popular on cable and āstreaming videoā classic channels. I could see Knute watching it.
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
āI put that strip up twice a couple of days ago, totally un ā modified in any way, shape, or form, and the comment gestapo pulled them both times. Perhaps they deemed Evans original work to be too explicit for the site.ā
Unbelievable.
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
Too funny!
Namrepus over 11 years ago
lol Actually, I used to have the name here of Namowtac- as she was my fave female in the DC universe. Tried awhile ago to make my own again, but for some reason it wouldnāt go through. Suppose itās time to try it again. lol
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āYou say you want a Retro-lution, well, you knowā¦we all want to change the nerdā^Ha ha ha ha ahaaaaahaa!!!ā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I donāt know whatās worseā¦ that youād suggest a rap song (strictly because Iām not the ārapā type, though I do have extensive knowledge and larninsā on just about every genre out there), or that youād call that aā¦. rapā¦. or even aā¦..song? using the term song looselyā¦. -Disclaimer: Not all rap is bad, mind youā¦. but itās not all good , eitherā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Ha ha! instead of that Reunion song, he might as well have suggested āCotton Eyed Joeā! (XD)
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Donāt recall saying he liked it. He tried to avoid Luann, but she tracked him down. She may have wanted another performance. He might give her and all the other party goers a treat and go all natural. Once the ice is broken, it will not be long before there will be no swim suits.^^What version of Luann are YOU reading, Lev?
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Thereās no such thing as āgoodā Ā©rap music
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
reat idea!! Swim-Suit-In-A-Spray-Can! ā¦ raises an interesting question: what is sufficient ācoverageā to pass local laws on indecent exposure. Does it have to be cloth based? What about a spray flocking type material?^^Most womenās swim suits already look sprayed on
vldazzle over 11 years ago
@Brdshtt and Leviticus, The disappearing photos was probably caused by the censor getting overzealous in protecting bandwidth. They suddenly took down ALL photos (even many custom that folks had worked on) while we were throwing a Birthday party on one of the strips for a fellow commenter. Now one of our best and most prolific artists is reluctant to bother with more work.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
And Brdshtt, LOLOL the reunion!
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Iāve been shopping for my tall, skinny teenage son this week. The trip proved beyond a doubt that young menās fashion is a nightmare too.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
but my choice was based on todayās second panel.^Same here, I had the song running through my mind, hence the āJust My Interpretationā, and then the 10cc Album āDeceptive Bendsā for āPerceptive Bendsāā¦. that album cover, literally iconic!ā¦
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
āPersonally, I never could figure out why all those women with such pretty blonde hair tend to dye the roots black.ā
Tee hee hee . . . you are on a roll today!!!
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Looking back on todayās (the 24th) comic, Bernice must have Finally purchased a swimsuit! I am looking forward to seeing what swimsuit she choseā¦and also to see what poor Gunther choseā¦I think Deltaās thought about his āswimsuitā fits him bestā¦but I think he might have chosen a short-sleeved shirt instead of a long-sleeved shirtā¦his way of being āracyāā¦ ;)
Naldrin about 1 year ago
With some charleston music, Berniceās choice would be perfect.