Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 31, 2013

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You’ve got some spleenin’ to do!

I was only thinking of the gross factor. Yeah, open Mike, cute.

Waiter, another pitcher please…

They’re gonna need a lot of mops tonight.

groan. the worst the pun the better!

Nothing humerus about the spleen.

Can’t wait for closing time….

I hear he had the crowd in stitches the whole night….BTW, can I have some dark meat? Looks fresh….looks good…local?

Hey, that guy getting the bottle of wine is my uncle, you know, the one with the big nose….

Use the phrase word “rib tickler” in a comment, win a prize….

Guys, you’re missing the obvious about “VENTING MIKE’S SPLEEN” here.;-D

That guy’s a real cut-up, no?

The doctor tried to do a nose job, but he blew it.

So that’s what airline food’s made of.

This is such a cutting edge comic. It seems razor keen and a real rib tickler. this operates on so many levels.

Just wait…. this is just the opening act.

The next set is really sharp.

Don’t want to heckle that guy.

Next table hasn’t ever done that, but we’ve had old guys loudly recount it all.

Hey, I thought Mike was a stand-up comedian.

some hospitals, one can observe in the next room a surgery(heart, brain, knee, etc…)

think mike bad? wait see bill !

Save that spleen for Winky! He’s going to need it soon.

I come here for the side-splitting laughs….

He was just dying to be a comedian.

Remember this the next time you have surgery. When you are out no telling what they are laughing about.I had mine (Hernia) woke up shaved. Did not even get to enjoy it. Of course knowing my luck I don’t remember any female nurses being in there. Not that they would have been impressed anyway.

Must be the second act.. The Argyle Sweater’s version of this from 7/13/2011 …<http://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2011/07/13>

Is there a recover charge?

good one

Looks like a great body of work

at last, meal time….i’l have…..

I remember when that was the correct spelling. Now for some reason it’s “mic”.

Let me know when he gets to the funny bone.

OK, that’s pretty good for dark humour.

organ recital is what pathologist do…!!

This is as bad as any of Pastis’ puns.

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed. :)

One hospital I was in televised hospital procedures, etc. for free and it was always nice to see a spleen removal at lunch time.

Will this act close after one performance?

You gotta have heart….all you really need is heart….

Hardthought, Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner…

I heard that the doctor killed that night.

OH, OH, HO I love this guy he is such a cut up!

Comedy: It’s not brain surgery…

I knew there might be a downside to coming in late….all the decent puns are gone!Meanwhile the patient will survive but the comic died!

Ick.

Very nice, Gokie!(You even could have slipped in a colon or two…)

Bigal — it will ALWAYS be “mike” to me, cos I think there’s just no way for anyone familiar with phonetics to read “mic” as anything but “Mick”, just like ArthurA did.

Varnes…. report to the principal after school.

Tonight’s entertainment is brought to you by Obama Care. Thanks much and drive safely going home.

Just hope Gallagher does not show up.

Dogday, yup, just like the salad on the buffet…..

Oh! “Open Mike!” HAHA! Now I get it!