Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 01, 2013
Transcript:
Mom: How about this book bag, Petey? Petey: I like my old one. Mom: Your old one is falling apart. Mom: This bag is made of ultra light waterproof 1,000 denier polyester. It was tested in the Himalayas! Petey: I don't like it. Mom: It says they successfully hauled the complete works of Charles Dickens up Mount Everest in one of these bags! Mom: And it's got a built in parachute! Petey: I don't-wait-what? Mom:This ring opens the chute. Petey: This? Mom: BANG Petey: GAH! Petey: MOM Mom: This bag is fine. Petey: Mom is a dangerous lunatic. Alice: No she's not. She's getting me this lunchbox that makes its own cheese sandwiches by magic!
Linux0s about 11 years ago
Moms need those sales skills.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Teehee! Mom is not dangerous, Petey. Just demented.(YAY for Madeline’s sense of humor!)
edclectic about 11 years ago
I like Petey & Alice’s mom!
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
Alice, do that have one that makes corned beef sandwiches?
Dani Rice about 11 years ago
Wonderful! Oh I wish I had thought of those answers when my girls were in school.
T_Lexi about 11 years ago
: D I have one! (She celebrated her 88th birthday yesterday – Happy Birthday, Mom!)
Lestrygonian Premium Member about 11 years ago
This is epic. Moms are subtly hilarious when you least expect it.
ottod Premium Member about 11 years ago
My mother shaped my personality and helped make me what I am today. If she wasn’t deceased, legal action would not be out of the question.
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
I miss you, Mom!
todyoung about 11 years ago
All of them.
vldazzle about 11 years ago
I like to think I was that kind of mom. I have always enjoyed making all the Halloween costumes, murals on their bedroom walls and themed birthday parties.
But then I WAS a stay-at-home mom with nothing else to do (but took in dressmaking and calligraphy on invites) and had 4 children in 5 years before I quit (having more).
Gokie5 about 11 years ago
Madeline really knows how to put the fun in back-to-school shopping!
I had a great mom, and she would have been 109 next month.
Mary McNeil Premium Member about 11 years ago
Mom is doing her best to preserve her own sanity, Petey.
einarbt about 11 years ago
She reminds me of Calvin’s dad sometimes.
ren31 about 11 years ago
Madeline is the best! She makes back to school shopping look so easy… My mom is still going strong at 101; just moved in with me 2 months ago.
fishbulb239 about 11 years ago
Does Petey grow up to be Charles Montgomery Burns? An uncanny resemblance in Panel 5.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 11 years ago
That was a good belly laugh. Thank you!