Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 05, 2013

Why were they standing so close together? Seems to me they all need a brain implant more than anger managementtherapy….

And then, guy with the scissors dies a horrible death in panel two…I won’t go into detail, but it did involve fish hooks…..lots and lots of fish hooks……..Go ahead use that imagination….That’s what it’s there for…..

In my mind, fishing is just an excuse to go somewhere and vegetate…also a good way to upset your spouse or anyone who cleans up after you!

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work anytime.

fishing…there are many places where we are over-fishing. they say blame demand. also, some fishing shows on tv seemed too staged, especially the ones where the fisherman is fishing from his private pond and stocked with his own fish, and he needs a state of the art boat and equipment.

It doesn’t hurt that the guy with the scissors owns stock in a fishing equipment supply company… ‘Cut that out… yeah, like that…’

Good thing they weren’t hunters!

Better still, get a friend to inspect it for you.

Al Jaffee’s "Smart Answers to Stupid Questions:

Said to the person with a rod & reel, sitting next to a bait bucket: “Are you fishing?”

“Nope. Drowning worms.”

James Lipton presents “At The Fisherman’s Wharf”.

I used to enjoy Salmon fishing in the upper Skagit River until, that is, I shared the shallows with a bear as big as a bus! Now I stick to local lakes and fish for bass and pan fish.

“You lose one, you rig one…” -Quint

Is that the STRING THEORY?

Wiley is not only very, very funny, but what an artist! Is there a better one among today’s cartoonists, or those of any era?

beats golf.

The best fishing hole ever. Really it is just one hole but boy is the fishing good.Reminds me of those fishermen who rush across the lake just toss lines into to your area when you catch one fish.Bass Fishermen do that a lot.That’s why they have to have a boat with two 300 HP engines to navigate a small lake.Cut the ties boys. Re-knot and re-bait and become the master baiter. (Could not resist)

And how do you ensure that you remain in perfect working order??

@Puzzlewhiz;Don’t scold Omnius.. he just ‘crop-dusts’ his fart-thought, moves on and never looks back.. It’s a lost cause even bothering with him.

@vwdualnomand: most of the anglers I know are catch and release…only the pier fisherman keep what they catch.

jahoody, it’s true in any blood sport. Eat what you kill or don’t kill it. Jimmy Carter’s mom made him eat a robin he shot with his B.B. gun…..That’s the way it should be. Any good hunter will agree….

The miser’s idea of Hell (Heaven to all the other inhabitants, in their golden robes and halos): nobody wanting to exchange goods for his gold, silver, and platinum piles.“Holy Schlamoly! You mean NOBODY wants to exchange my beautiful precious metals for goods?”“Why? Everything’s free here. Besides, why should we buy your so-called precious metals when we can create our own?” (Laughter, tears of bliss)!

“Angler management”? Didn’t anyone get the pun??