Herman by Jim Unger for August 30, 2013

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    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    Say the secrete woid, and the duck will come down and give you a $100.

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    JayBluE  about 11 years ago

    That’s a password that’s easy to remember…

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    punmeister  about 11 years ago

    Hey! Don’t KNOCK the Secret Service.

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    JayBluE  about 11 years ago

    I guess if the boss upstairs needs them, he’ll “Knock Three Times on the ceiling”…. and “twice on the pipe”, if the meeting is cancelled…

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    Olddog1  about 11 years ago

    Some secret.

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    Brian Fink  about 11 years ago

    So how many times does Sheldon need to say Penny?

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    J Short  about 11 years ago

    Who can it be knocking at my door?Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.If he hears, he’ll knock all day,I’ll be trapped, and here I’ll have to stay.I’ve done no harm, I keep to myself;There’s nothing wrong with my state of mental health.I like it here with my childhood friend;Here they come, those feelings again!

    Who can it be now?

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    KEStuck  about 11 years ago

    Somebody’s knocking.Should I let him in?Lord, it’s the Devil, will you look at him.I’d heard about him but I never dreamedHe’d have blue eyes and blue jeans.

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    Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago

    The heads of the Agency are Tony Orlando and Dawn.

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    dzw3030  about 11 years ago

    There was a sign on a door at a classified facility: “Caution, Door Alarmed”. Someone wrote below, “But the hallway behind is calm and placid.”

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