Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2013
Transcript:
Man 1: Hey, dude... let's go see this "Great Moments with Mr. Washington." Man 2: Yo, bro... is he one of those mechanical figures like Lincoln? George Washington: Yo, bro. Like, no. Man 2: Dude, he looks almost real. Man 1: Poke him and see. George Washington: Poke me and I kick you in the oompa loompas. Rat: George, George... ace presidential.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Better be careful, guys; those buckles on his shoes could do serious damage to your Lincoln Logs.
malpot almost 11 years ago
Rat, the dollar bill is the lowest common denominator, after all… remember what I was trying to pull at the bar the other day?
thepinkpanther almost 11 years ago
Wow! These are a week in front of my dad’s ‘news’ paper!
einarbt almost 11 years ago
Beer x George = Fight.
punmeister almost 11 years ago
Geez! Now there are two ex-presidents wandering around known as George W.
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
be nice george! if you are i will give u a cookie1 :D
Buggerit almost 11 years ago
I’ve got a North Carolina note for five cents hanging on the wall of my study.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
George is direct and honest. These two modern punks aren’t used to that. Rat, you can’t erase the Generational Divide…..
roswellthedog almost 11 years ago
Washington & beer go together:http://beerhistory.com/library/holdings/washingtonrecipe.shtml
jmartin1955 almost 11 years ago
A brilliant merger of two story lines. Funny
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
What’s Zeeba Zeeba Eata doing during this Beerland routine??
761st almost 11 years ago
Why do I hear Christopher Walken’s voice when I read George’s replies?
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
George……they have Secret Service to do that now.If you can get them away from the hookers and booze.
OldestandWisest almost 11 years ago
I really think Washington would wear socks when he is out in public.
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
Most pennies are circulated more than 2.5 times, so they pay for themselves.
anorok2 almost 11 years ago
Oompa Loompas?? Is that what they’re called nowadays?
Malcolm Hall almost 11 years ago
Monroe would have giving it a big thumbs up.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
A couple of strips ago ‘ol Georgie was trying to pick up women in a dive bar with a dollar… How the mighty have fallen. He’s almost down there with Clinton…
Number Three almost 11 years ago
For once… Rat has decent advice.
LOL xxx
barister almost 11 years ago
ok, I’m losing interest here. Where are the crocs??
Popeyesforearm almost 11 years ago
Presidential? Hit ’em with a drone strike.
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
Better watch those oompa loompas, George.
mercuryleopard almost 11 years ago
Oh cripes, let’s not get into a political debate. A drunk George Washington just threatened to kick a couple of guys in their private parts…Can’t we just enjoy that?
Joey Blau almost 11 years ago
what about Thomas Jefferson.. when he attacked the Pirates without authorisation?