Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I were lying abed reading one quiet evening when I happened to glance up. There above us, I saw a very large (2”long) Alacran (scorpion) directly above us. Needless to say, we broke the Olympic sprint record that nite.
University study estimates we eat one to two pounds of insect per year. If it falls in your mouth, bite its little head; that will teach it to be more discrete in the future.
lrope about 16 years ago
Kill it!
lrope about 16 years ago
I just looked up at my own ceiling. Bug-free!
wndrwrthg about 16 years ago
Not mine, I have many Daddy Longlegs for guests.
ejcapulet about 16 years ago
I’m sure that’s what bugs live for - the chance to grab onto some big predator’s face.
KingRat about 16 years ago
a face hugger cockroach? where’s Sigourney when you need her?
cleokaya about 16 years ago
Name it and make it a pet.
painedsmile about 16 years ago
That’s not a cockroach. It’s a fruit bat!
haikumiko about 16 years ago
Oh!
gigabyte03 about 16 years ago
Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I were lying abed reading one quiet evening when I happened to glance up. There above us, I saw a very large (2”long) Alacran (scorpion) directly above us. Needless to say, we broke the Olympic sprint record that nite.
greaserman44 about 16 years ago
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha….. i dont get it.
just kidding
funny
chromosome Premium Member about 16 years ago
Joe’s apartment
saturdayschild about 16 years ago
uuummmmmmm — OK is this weird dark comedy or is it just me?
m_ortal about 16 years ago
University study estimates we eat one to two pounds of insect per year. If it falls in your mouth, bite its little head; that will teach it to be more discrete in the future.
plight about 16 years ago
How do you know it’s not going to bungee-jump?
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
You need better friends.