Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I were lying abed reading one quiet evening when I happened to glance up. There above us, I saw a very large (2”long) Alacran (scorpion) directly above us. Needless to say, we broke the Olympic sprint record that nite.
University study estimates we eat one to two pounds of insect per year. If it falls in your mouth, bite its little head; that will teach it to be more discrete in the future.
lrope almost 16 years ago
Kill it!
lrope almost 16 years ago
I just looked up at my own ceiling. Bug-free!
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
Not mine, I have many Daddy Longlegs for guests.
ejcapulet almost 16 years ago
I’m sure that’s what bugs live for - the chance to grab onto some big predator’s face.
KingRat almost 16 years ago
a face hugger cockroach? where’s Sigourney when you need her?
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
Name it and make it a pet.
painedsmile almost 16 years ago
That’s not a cockroach. It’s a fruit bat!
haikumiko almost 16 years ago
Oh!
gigabyte03 almost 16 years ago
Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I were lying abed reading one quiet evening when I happened to glance up. There above us, I saw a very large (2”long) Alacran (scorpion) directly above us. Needless to say, we broke the Olympic sprint record that nite.
greaserman44 almost 16 years ago
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha….. i dont get it.
just kidding
funny
chromosome Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Joe’s apartment
saturdayschild almost 16 years ago
uuummmmmmm — OK is this weird dark comedy or is it just me?
m_ortal almost 16 years ago
University study estimates we eat one to two pounds of insect per year. If it falls in your mouth, bite its little head; that will teach it to be more discrete in the future.
plight almost 16 years ago
How do you know it’s not going to bungee-jump?
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
You need better friends.