Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 19, 2009

And what are his words of wisdom, young one?

Just change the channel. I hear that the “Frito Bandito” is on A&E.

I’ve been saying for years that the Snuggles Bear is Satan’s spawn. Pure evil!

She looks just like my wife’s daughter, Gabrielle as a baby, giving the evil eye. LOL.

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder honor itch offer lodge, dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, en fur disk raisin pimple colder, “Ladle Rat Rotten Hut!”

m_ortal says: Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder honor itch offer lodge, dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, en fur disk raisin pimple colder, “Ladle Rat Rotten Hut!”

OK, who scambled m_ortal’s dictionary settings?

The bear is complaining about product placement in GoComics, obviously.

I hate Snuggles almost as much as I hate the Pillsbury Doughboy.

m_ortal says:

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder honor itch offer lodge, dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, en fur disk raisin pimple colder, “Ladle Rat Rotten Hut!”

Allow me to translate: Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived with her mother on the edge of a large, dark forest. This little girl often wore a little cloak with a pretty, little red hood, and for this reason, people called her “Little Red Riding Hood”

Read it out loud, will make more sense.

I hear he gives good stock tips.