The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 12, 2013

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 11 years ago

    That really does happen. I was once in the back of the line, and the pack was pulling away from me, and yet I was the one who got pulled over. I asked the officer that very question, and he said, “because you were the first one I came to.”

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    William Reynolds  over 11 years ago

    Ain’t it the truth?

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Well, there ya go!

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    NoCents  over 11 years ago

    Like that old jokes says – you don’t have to outrun the lion – you just have to outrun one other guy in the group.

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    putertek  over 11 years ago

    I was told you were the first one that did not notice me behind you and move over by a CA. highway patrol officer

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    danlarios  over 11 years ago

    the rule in ca is you must drive with the traffic if everyone’s doing 45 in a 40 zone you have to stay in the right lane or something like that?

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    DaveBNM  over 11 years ago

    I had a cop friend that used the line “When you go fishing, do you catch every fish in the pond?”

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    Neat '33  over 11 years ago

    Here in Northern California, the CHP calls it “freight-training” !If there’s 6 vehicles involved, they’ll usually get 2-3 of ’em and then radio ahead with the description of the others; this being on non-freeway road I might add !!!

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    bonnevilledriver  over 11 years ago

    ’Nuff said…

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