Pickles by Brian Crane for August 13, 2013

Earl’s gonna find a dustpan to the forehead.

And for HOW long have Earl and Opal been married? It appears they’re not learning from each other since day one.

Earl’s attention span is very short Opal.

She’s getting more respect on this one from Earl than she would from me.

Maybe Earl is a victim of depression.

What I hate is when I ask the other half where something is, I always get the answer, “It’s on the thing.” This starts a frustrating conversation regarding the indntity of “the thing” and where I might find that.

I’m with Earl on this.

LOL!!

Find my sense of youthful enthusiasm, Opal?

Keep it up, Earl. Instead of becoming patient, you’ll become A patient.

The only reason I lose things is because my wife has moved it. She never puts things back in the same place twice.

The one that really butters my biscuits is when I say I can’t find something, and other half asks " Where did you leave it last ? "If I knew that, it wouldn’t be lost !

This is all soooo my husband. He looks in one place because that is where it is supposed to be. Then when I show him where it is, he says he forgot he used it and put it there. It is usually in plain sight right in front of him. What would he do without me??? And he is very guilty of using the ‘thing’ word. Gets mad at me when I don’t know what ‘thing’ he is talking about.

ahahahahahahhahaahaha!

truth! ahahahahahah

When you lose something, people ask " where was the last place you had it ". If I knew that it wouldn’t be lost.

there are ways of thinking which simply can not be changed. Earl loves his dear wife despite her limitations in thinking she can just fix him.He understands she can’t change just as he can’tWHATAGUY

Earl’s getting might uppity! Opal may show her displeasure with a slap up the head.

Sister and I were talking the other day..I said I was going to get the mail..Got the mail..Went back into the room..Sister was still jabbering away..I have a T-shirt that says..“Are You Still Talking? I stopped Listening 5 minutes Ago.”

Come on, Opal…that’s just how us guys roll.

Very funny. Love it.