Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: What are you up to, Goat? Goat: I've always been amazed by Madame Curie's work on radioactivity, so I thought I'd create a tribute city I call "In Awe of Curie." Pig: well, that's great. Goat: Not really. A stray cat chewed on some of the wired and died. Pig: So Curie Awe City killed the cat? Goat: You radiate unfunniness.
einarbt about 11 years ago
hum
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Goat, just toss the cat into a Schrodinger box; that way, it’ll have half a chance.
finale about 11 years ago
The cat would have died anyway from embarrassment about being part of this strip.
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
gotta love Pastis’ lame puns
der.effi about 11 years ago
That joke almost hurt physically.
kamb8 about 11 years ago
Madame Curie WAS amazing. Did you know she won two Nobel prizes?
punmeister about 11 years ago
Goat had to cancel his radio ads for his tribute city, because when the stray cat chewed the wires, there was no more radio activity.
margueritem about 11 years ago
Sunday’s was mighty good…
firedome about 11 years ago
goat’s wrong…pastis radiates punniness!
edclectic about 11 years ago
Puhleeze…no more punishment like that, Stephan!
punmeister about 11 years ago
It’s simple math. “Schroedinger sharing the cat” after two “out-ings” becomes “Schroeder shar the cat” which becomes “Schroeder the catshar” which is “Schroeder the catcher” who may come alive in the batter’s “box” for two more “In-ings.”
Sorry, I got myself all tangled up in this nonsense.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
What the heck is a “tribute city”? All I see in the background is a kind of table laden with sciencey-looking stuff. Why not a Joseph Cornell Box? Or a Petey Otterloop shoebox diorama?This has got to be one of the worst-of-the-worst among Pastis-puns….
zero about 11 years ago
Curie us and Curie us, sir. . ..
brickster3072 about 11 years ago
I pity the people who have to try and translate these puns into Spanis http://www.gocomics.com/espanol/perlas-para-los-cerdos
punmeister about 11 years ago
If you park your butt on a weird looking chair are you a curio settee?
Michelle Morris about 11 years ago
When Goat slams a Pastis pun it must be bad!!!!
edclectic about 11 years ago
Is he wearing a monocle, fishnet stockings and high heels?
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
that dang cat! :D
pavcats about 11 years ago
Stephan- it beats the heck out of practicing law doesn’t it?!! Hahahahaha. I look forward to reading this strip every day. There hasn’t been a strip like this for years that is this good! Pun humor is so hilarious and Pastis has it down to a science. Love it!!
fredrikdp about 11 years ago
So, “Curie Awe City” is supposed to be pronounced as “curiosity”? :P
mcsnick about 11 years ago
Doesn’t the cat in the box(better than Jack) have something to do with particle physics? about particles that change if they are observed?
Enoki about 11 years ago
This strip seems to cause bulemia… Every time I read it I end up hurling…! :D
Carl Pini Premium Member about 11 years ago
Keep em coming Steph
neckback about 11 years ago
Thank you for being wise and not putting all our gags in one last script.
jessegooddoggy about 11 years ago
Crocs, please….
prunes666 about 11 years ago
With each bad pun, Steph….you increase the HALF-LIFE of your strip by 10 fold! Keep EMITTING that genius!
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
Stephan goes a long way to tip a weary pun . . . ☻
Saddenedby Premium Member about 11 years ago
AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
sarah413 Premium Member about 11 years ago
I hereby request Steven Pastis to be tried for cruel and unusual PUNishment. Just when one thinks it can’t get any worse…. it does. I do enjoy a good loud groan, though.
flashnzoom about 11 years ago
Love it made me laugh!!!
singlefemalelaywer about 11 years ago
SNORT !!!!!!!
boogshine about 11 years ago
Should have just made some curios like a box of Curie-O’s. No dead cat.
Enoki about 11 years ago
Let me add that Madame Curie did have a nice radiance about her… A ‘healthy’ glow… in the dark that is…
Jessica_D about 11 years ago
Pastis certainly has competition based on some of the comments here today!
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
Hey Stephan, does that make Goat the Wizard of Awe’s?
GypsyWoman about 11 years ago
I’d like to think I have a great sense of humor. But…I truly hate puns. I love this strip but I hate puns. Sorry Pastis.
veranna about 11 years ago
I just love groaners in the morning….
patsysutcliffe Premium Member about 11 years ago
those who yearn for the crocs to make an appearance need to realize that much of their funniness relies on their only occasional participation in this best of all strips.
gmu328 about 11 years ago
Hey Linda! Patsis did it again!
fltflyer Premium Member about 11 years ago
ROTFLMAO
Number Three about 11 years ago
Another ‘ripping on Stephan Pastis for his terrible puns’ strip.
Though I thought it was quite funny.
xxx
barister about 11 years ago
Steph too a very large dump and missed the toilet.
mackenzie0158 about 11 years ago
I think I’ve just about reached my limit on these stupid puns Pastis.
tbritt99 about 11 years ago
:D
fuhr_andrew about 11 years ago
Hahahahahah pun city
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Lotta work to come up with that Pastis???Milk and cookies keep you awake last night?
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
Goat is right, Pastis. Of course, your lucky rat didn’t hear it.
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
Goat is right, Pastis. Of course, your lucky rat didn’t hear it.
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
Oops, sorry, submitted it twice accidentally.
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
And she died of poisoning from her own lab equipment. She was brave to do such a dangerous job.
lectricdude about 11 years ago
…I love puns…keep ’em coming Mr. Pastis…
rgcviper about 11 years ago
In all the pun strips, is the last panel with Stephan really necessary?
bgby4884 about 11 years ago
Yeah, Obama Won A Nobel Prize Too. So What?
WCLamb about 11 years ago
@JPuzzleWhiz -I had the “full page ad problem” too. And when are they going to post TODAY’S comic?
HadYourPhil about 11 years ago
Where is today’s (September 4) comic? I remember when Go Comics started… It took forever for them to get the comic magnifier to work. I hope this isn’t a repeat…
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
oh no!! with out the sep 4th comic im gonna die!!! my daily dose of “pearls” is teh only cure!!!!! dies
inthecuckoosnest about 11 years ago
For today’s strip:
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pearls-before-swine-slideshow/
knight1192a about 11 years ago
Sadly the great pun strip of just a few days ago is countered by this awful pun strip.
TTL about 11 years ago
Pastis is killing the readers
Caedmon The Great almost 4 years ago
That was actually the first pun that I really liked XD