Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2013
September 10, 2013
September 12, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: I heard Pig bought his mom one of those chairs that you plug into the wall and it gives you those great massages. Rat: Yeah, but she doesn't want it. Goat: Why not? Rat: I think it's how he presented it.
Okay, so Dear can read (better than Polar Bear can write). But that doesn’t mean she is being wiser than Honey (unless her whole intent is a hard-divorce).
With penguins, it’s the dads who hatch the eggs while the mums are off gorging on fish. After the chick is hatched, she’ll come back and help feed it. So I’m guessing, it’s Dad who’ll have to be the bright one.
What is so funny about this is the bear has yet to figure it out.TIP THE ICE OVER.Now Penguins in water.Crocs would have figured it out by now…..I think….maybe.
Hey man keep your “flags” to yourself, I didn’t bring it up. That is a very legitimate question too btw, tho I realize not the intent of the candlelight vigil.
stev0 about 11 years ago
Did Polar Bear learn to spell from the crocs?
einarbt about 11 years ago
Spelling like a crocodile.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
If Mr. Penguin had any sense, he’d fake a flipper injury and make Wifey go get the fish.
Trilobyte Premium Member about 11 years ago
She must have purchased a life insurance policy on her tuxedo clad husband. None of her suggestions would lead to her getting something to eat…
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 11 years ago
Why isn’t the herring red?
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
You’re kidding — with penguins, it’s the female who’s the dumb one?
corzak about 11 years ago
Nottatreek is an island in Hudson Bay in Nunavut. Must be where the bear is from.
mahnster about 11 years ago
Come on…be realistic like the strip…they don’t have hands.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Okay, so Dear can read (better than Polar Bear can write). But that doesn’t mean she is being wiser than Honey (unless her whole intent is a hard-divorce).
oldschool434 about 11 years ago
does the Polar Bear have a semi-intelligent wife and son too like Larry?
michaelyukyuk about 11 years ago
Maybe it’s a crockagator wearing a glove stolen from Michael Jackson…
crobinson019 about 11 years ago
Seems Legit!
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
Bear looks about as bright as the Crocs…
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
If Mr. Shatner or Mr. Stewart made the sign, would it read “NOT A TREK”?!?
Enoki about 11 years ago
Now it is just derivative… Zebras and Crocs in Pinguin and Polar Bear suits… That is actually a red herring!
jessegooddoggy about 11 years ago
I am really missing the crocs – it’s been 6 weeks or so – the polar bear is not a substitute.
Sandfan about 11 years ago
We’re all missing the obvious explanation. It’s “Talk Like a Croc” day.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
There’s something ….. wrong with this strip …. Antarctic Polar bears don’t have thumbs …. duh! . . . ☻
BRO6164 about 11 years ago
Sept.11,2001NEVER FORGET
Woody157 about 11 years ago
Sen. McCarthy never met a dead herring that he didn’t believe was a red herring
captainofgondor about 11 years ago
With penguins, it’s the dads who hatch the eggs while the mums are off gorging on fish. After the chick is hatched, she’ll come back and help feed it. So I’m guessing, it’s Dad who’ll have to be the bright one.
Piksea Premium Member about 11 years ago
So, are polar bears the arctic zeebas?
rajalabritt191 about 11 years ago
The polar bear and the penguins don’t live in the same areas.
Hoodude about 11 years ago
..smarter than the average bear..
mrsbrite7 about 11 years ago
Wake up People….think current events!!!!
pshapley Premium Member about 11 years ago
So where is the dolphin-eating killer whale? Seems like the type who’d enjoy a polar bear treat. (Or can he swim? We’ve only seen him on land.)
route66paul about 11 years ago
The question is:“Are penguins white with black areas or are they black with white areas?”
axsiter about 11 years ago
Come on Stephan, You have lost your touch. This strip is getting more stupid daily!
Number Three about 11 years ago
Please don’t fall for that!
LOL xxx
Number Three about 11 years ago
Rest in Peace…
Bernadette Boe about 11 years ago
So the Polar Bear learned Engleesh the same way the Crocs did?
TTL about 11 years ago
Hello, Polar bears live in the north pole areas , penguins in the Antarctic area, long distance hunting or Stephen needs geography lessons!
darqshadows about 11 years ago
Just go with the floe
Frogger104 about 11 years ago
This whole theme is awful
barister about 11 years ago
This story line is getting old. should we expect a monster sized character from another strip like “Jeffrey”.
OhioTechyDude about 11 years ago
Pastis is on vacation; he must be :-/
heatherjasper about 11 years ago
I’m guessing survival of the fittest doesn’t apply to Pastis’ predators.
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
What is so funny about this is the bear has yet to figure it out.TIP THE ICE OVER.Now Penguins in water.Crocs would have figured it out by now…..I think….maybe.
Constantinepaleologos about 11 years ago
If Zebra had a wife…
billbb about 11 years ago
When did the polar bear meet the crocs?
Snoopy_Fan about 11 years ago
Penguins wear bows?
Frogger104 about 11 years ago
Hey man keep your “flags” to yourself, I didn’t bring it up. That is a very legitimate question too btw, tho I realize not the intent of the candlelight vigil.
LeoDaSavage almost 7 years ago
It must not be a treek!
billdaviswords about 5 years ago
The wife is dumber than Pig… or even the crocs!